3. If you’re lucky, you might even meet a monkey riding a dog.
4. After the animals, you make a quick detour to see some butter sculptures.
6. You see the guy next to you win, which makes you keep handing over five dollar bills.
7. If you happen to beat the odds, you walk away with a fabulous prize.
11. …until you’re spinning so fast you can’t take it anymore.
12. Once you have full-blown motion sickness, it’s time to head for some food.
15. Or, if you’re crazy, deep-fried butter on a stick.
This is a staple of the Iowa State Fair.