Titillating Quotes From JK Rowling’s New Novel Presented By Harry Potter Characters

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Quotes pulled from the New Yorker’s profile of JK Rowling and her ascent into adulthood. (H/T Slate.)

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God, the writing in those few sentences is just so piss-poor. The first thing you’re taught in writing is ‘Show don’t tell’; the second is ‘less adjectives, not more’. This is a skill she has yet to learn. The first sentence is way too adjectival and poorly turned. What does it even mean to decompress cleavage? Or the last sentence—is it really necessary to add ‘some huge’ to grub? We know the size of a condom, we can carry through the metaphor without being hand-held.
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So J.K Rowling is now writing Harry Potter Fanfic?
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Cut out the middle man in my Harry on Snape fantasies.
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Are these actual quotes?? Haha imagine how many people are gonna buy this for their kids without looking at it.
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Wait, you expected an author to only write a certain kind of book? It’s like an actress playing a character in a children’s movie and then showing her tits in an adult drama. It happens. Artists branch out.
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