A Lesson In Showering By Adrien Brody

Here’s a hint: have your girlfriend do all the work. (The couple was recently spotted getting handsy on a yacht in the South of France.)

1. Have her check the water temperature

2. Make sure she starts with your back

3. Have her work the neck

4. Make sure she really works out the tension

5. Slowly move down the back

6. Then work her way around to the front

7. Really get in there

8. Oh, that’s better

9. Don’t forget the tush

10. Time to rinse

11. Make sure she pats you dry

12. Don’t forget the lotion

13. And… time to get dirty again

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