1. This lunchbox and thermos.
Go to school or work in style.
2. This Slappy doll.
Get it for a child you clearly hate today!
4. This puzzle.
A 100 pieces? Pssshh, you could do that in 10 minutes.
9. These walkie-talkies.
Okay, now those are pretty badass.
11. Might as well get this one, too.
Your next party’s gonna be a scream. *Ba dum tss*
13. These bed sheets.
So awesome. FYI, they’re full size.
14. And while you’re at it, better grab this pillowcase.
Go big or go home.
15. This tablecloth.
You know, for that “Goosebumps”-themed party we’re gonna throw. Right, guys? ….Guys?
17. This journal.
There’s actually a ton of different ones, but Ryan Gosling was in this episode.
18. This stapler.
That red Swingline stapler from Office Space is cool and all, but clearly you need this in your life right now.
19. These bookends.
To hold your COMPLETE set of classic “Goosebumps.”
22. This 1996 toy from Taco Bell.
Good luck finding it, though. Amazon and eBay are out.
23. This VHS tape-turned-purse.
The ’90s summed up in one item.
26. And this one.
Anyone else think the kid from this episode was cute? No? Just 10-year-old me? Mkay.
32. And finally, this backpack.
You’ll be the coolest kid in college.