1. We audition for parts based on which characters get kissing scenes.
2. We write some of our lines on props that we can see during the performance, but the audience can't.
3. We do some weird stuff to props.
4. And then "borrow" the props after the show ends.
5. We spend hours watching YouTube videos to learn how to perfect a certain accent.
6. And we also spend hours searching for the "perfect monologue" for auditions.
7. Everyone wants an on-stage death scene, because then you can relax backstage for the rest of the show.
8. But if you have to stay dead on stage for the rest of the show, it can be hell — you can't move, no matter what.
9. None of us actually picture the audience in their underwear — we're too busy trying to remember our lines.
10. There's more drama off stage than on it.
11. And tension is exceptionally high, since half the cast is either hooking up with or wanting to hook up with each other.
12. So, yes, we hook up in the auditorium.
13. And in the prop loft.
