The Seven Deadly Sins, As Told By "Rugrats"

A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do!

1. Lust — Grandpa Lou Pickles

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Remember that episode when he kept trying to get back with the one who got away? He practically abandoned Tommy and Chuckie that night to try to smooth things over with Morgana. Not cool, man.

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In case you needed further proof.

2. Gluttony — Angelica Pickles

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This chick will stop at nothing to scam the babies (or adults) out of their cookies. There's even an episode when she screams "MORE, MORE!" as the babies bring her snacks. Ooh, gurl.

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Mmhmm.

3. Greed — Charlotte Pickles

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Charlotte lives for the kill, whether it's getting that successful sale, firing and rehiring Jonathan, or yelling at clients on her phone. Plus, she never even took a break from living and breathing the cutthroat corporate life to celebrate Angelica's fourth birthday.

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You just found out your family is safe and sound, but by all means, worry over those minutes.

4. Sloth — Chuckie Finster

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Chuckie lets his "fear" mask his laziness. He never wants to do anything. Ever. Wanna find Reptar? Nope. Interested in entering Mirror Land? Nuh-uh. Chuckie would much rather sit on his ass and "play quietly."

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Of course you do, Chuckie. Of course you do.

5. Wrath — Stu and Drew Pickles

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These two always have some kind of agenda with their battles, such as the time they pushed their children past their limits, trying to compete in a "Cutest Kid" video contest. They also throw low blows about each other's job and lifestyle.

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USE YOUR WORDS.

6. Envy — Phil and Lil DeVille

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Phil and Lil get jealous the MOMENT the other one has something — it doesn't even matter what it is. It could be dirt, a diaper rash, or a big ladybug. The other twin becomes consumed with jealousy until they move onto the next thing to obsess over.

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Look at Phil's eyes. He's not playing around here.

7. Pride — Tommy Pickles

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He's always leading the babies into somewhat ~perilous~ situations, and refuses to back down, even if he's scared out of his wits. In fact, he's rarely willing to admit he's afraid. Notice he's always the baby to get the best character whenever they play pretend, never letting someone else be the leader or take control.

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We get it, Tommy. You think you're hot.

On the next episode of Rugrats, Tommy leads the babies straight into hell.

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