History In Duckface

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With the average woman starting botox treatment at the age of thirty, Mona Lisa was well overdue for a face lift. Today TV personalities are constantly getting face lifts and altering their appearance to stay in the best shape. Keeping Mona Lisa from wasting away will keep her ahead of the game and away from the edge of the oblivion .

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With more people tuning in per year to view Jersey Shore than people visiting Art Museums, Historians feel these new face lifts could help save more than just a little face, but keep Galleries from shutting their doors entirely. Making the journey to see Marie Antionetts cleavage is the new age in religious pilgrimages.

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It’s not just the ladies that are getting a makeover, historical figures like our own George Washington, Benjamin Franklin and the rest of the founding fathers are getting a visual overhaul. In keeping up with the times, our pasty hero has finally been given the tan he so desperately needed.

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Once a peasant girl with a lucky earring painted on, this damsel now has the luxury of wearing fancy cheetah print she never could have dreamed of.

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Napoleon was as wreckless as they come for the age. If he grew up in society like today, we can all be sure he would have been hitting the club scene. Those trying to preserve his memory while keeping a hip image for the youth, have written a biography which includes party scandals, hot bitches and quickie divorces.

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As Napoleon grew older, historians are sure he would have attempted to undergo his image change, by trying to make himself seem more mature after his previous rampages. Hopefully, as time goes on, we won’t forget the duck faces of the past.