Completely made me laugh. Thank you. Now block that wierdo.

he wants you to have his “terror baby”… ooooooOOOoooooOOOoooooooo *ghost noises*

Are you expected to fertilize before marriage? Because you’re not *that* kind of girl!

…head for the hill

dont be such a prude, marry him. look at those olive trees! he must be a thousandaire where he is at. you are a lucky girl.

“While your hillsides luck quite Luscious and able to provide for me, I’m sorry but i’m only into pine based hillsides.”

Tell him you are only allowed to marry within your race. Sand dunes, that is.

He seems to be into chubbies. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

She can stay my home. I kiss you!

I’m a Nuwaubianist. Do you think that would be a problem?

My eyes wanted to kill themselves while trying to read his bio.

seize the opportunity to somehow infiltrate al qaeda not racist

“Sorry, I’m already seeing a mountain.”

you know what the say “the grass is always greener on the other “hill” side…
seriously don’t go for the first hillside that proposes to you, it just reeks of desperation…

Wait, is he asking you to be his slave or offering himself as a slave? Either way you can just say you’re not into BDSM.

Classic anchor baby suitor.

You need to study up on the privacy settings available on Facebook. Oy.

While not a cultural match, I say you counter with some Engrish. “Strong crack are our shine. We love so please don’t weep.”

Never marry a hillside! I learned that lesson the hard way but I know some nice valleys if you are interested.

Tell him you’ll marry him only if you can have 1000 goats and 20 male concubines.