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Onziethecat, Master of the Universe
Onziethecat is a cute kitty that thinks he is the master of the universe. He has skills like mind control and teleporting, but he loves tuna and his human male slave. His website is actually a resume that perfectly recommends him to the position of Master of the Universe.
