33 Scratch-And-Sniff Stickers That Should Actually Exist

Life has never smelled so good.

1. New books

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It's basically like freshly printed paper, but multiplied by 200 (or more!).

2. Old books

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Must, water damage, and crumbling bindings only add character.

3. Puppies

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Whether it's their soft heads or Frito-y paws, puppies are what happiness smells like.

4. Play-Doh

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Smells so good you'll want to eat it. (Note to the curious: It's super salty.)

5. New car

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Mmm, factory-fresh chemicals. Unless you have a Jetta, which smells like crayons.

6. Cinnabon

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In the words of Louis CK: "It's a sticky hot bun, and it comes with a little tub of jizzy hot syrup."

7. Freshly cut grass

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This guy knows. Bonus if it's mixed with the tingly scent of diesel in your nostrils.

8. Gasoline

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Speaking of fumes, can we get "gas station" as a room spray?

9. Rubber cement

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Not to be huffed, obviously, but merely residually enjoyed when creating Tyra Mail.

10. Kettle corn

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A sweeter take on what is usually just a vehicle for salt and butter.

11. Margaritas

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Only on the way down, not the way up.

12. Thanksgiving dinner

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Would you like a side of family dysfunction with your turkey, potatoes, gravy, and cranberries?

13. Campfire

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The smell seeps into your clothes and hair so much that you can relive the toasty memories from the night before.

14. S'mores

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Best smelled next to the aforementioned crackling campfire.

15. Sex and candy

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Sounds sticky.

16. Permanent marker

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What he said.

17. Whoppers

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Feast your eyes...and nose.

18. Leather

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Ever walked into a cowboy-boots store? It's where dreams come true.

19. Money

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Smells like payday.

20. Matchsticks

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For maximum enjoyment, light outside of a stinky bathroom.

21. Thunderstorms

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Pavement has never smelled better.

22. Bleach

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Few things give off as satisfying an aroma as sterility.

23. Olive Garden breadsticks

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No one cares about you, salad. It's the buttery yeast we're after.

24. Cigars

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Plus, they make you look badass.

25. Baby

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Eau de adorable with a hint of Johnson & Johnson, anyone?

26. Mom's homemade cooking

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Sorry, all significant others: Mom's cooking will always trump your culinary attempts.

27. Funnel cake

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Memories of ferris wheels and sticky fingers.

28. Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland

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The only time the odor of swashbucklers will make you nostalgic.

29. Ponies

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They're half the size of regular horses, so that means they smell twice as good, right?

30. My Little Ponies

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Sweet and powdery, just like childhood.

31. Tennis-ball can

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Sports and compressed air are what dreams are made of, y'all.

32. Christmas presents

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It'll be tough to bottle the scent of wrapping paper and the promise that is Christmas morning, but it can be done.

33. And Beyoncé

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What does Beyoncé smell like, you ask? Three dozen of the rarest white roses, picked fresh from a bush growing beside a calm stream where a baby deer bathes every night at dusk.