Polar Bears Are The Baddest Bitches In The Animal Kingdom

These adorable creatures have no fear.

1. This is a polar bear.

Look at that handsome devil.

2. Polar bears live in the Arctic, which is freaking cold.

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Try 90 °F colder than your freezer. Every. Single. Winter.

3. But it’s not as cold as your heart if you don’t find this picture adorable.

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Polar bears can’t see or hear for the first month of their lives, somehow making them even more adorable.

4. OR THIS LITTLE GUY GETTING TICKLED.

5. What’s cuter than a baby polar bear?

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6. Two baby polar bears!

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Most polar bears are twins. So if you’re a twin, chances are you’re also a polar bear.

7. Multiple layers of fur keep them warm.

Which is cool, because they actually have two different types of fur: long oily hairs and short insulating ones.

8. So they’re sort of waterproof.

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Their glossy furs stick together in the water and act as an insulator. AKA Bad. Ass.

9. They also stay warm via their blubber.

10. Scientists claim that their blubber makes them really good dancers.

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This study may or may not be fictional.

11. Despite their cuteness, polar bears will still maul your face off.

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12. And even dead polar bears can kill you.

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Because of their large fish intake, the amount of Vitamin A in a polar bear’s liver is poisonous to humans.

13. This polar bear just wants to be your friend, but he can’t cause he’ll rip your body to shreds. =/

14. Did you know they can smell seals from over 20 miles away?

Soon.

15. And can even hack their own bodies?

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They can slow down their metabolism, which allows them to go months without eating.

16. This helps them get in tip-top shape for summer.

17. Also, they’re basically part duck.

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They have webbed toes, which help them swim over 100 miles at a time.

18. Oh, and only pregnant polar bears hibernate.

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That’s right. They nap through pregnancy. No big deal.

19. Look at this polar bear jump between glaciers.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20. HE DIDN’T MAKE IT, BUT THAT’S OK.

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A+ for effort.

21. That little fall won’t faze these polar bears.

 

22. They’re the kings of the Arctic.

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23. And the world.

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