Polar Bears Are The Baddest Bitches In The Animal Kingdom

These adorable creatures have no fear.

1. This is a polar bear.

Look at that handsome devil.

2. Polar bears live in the Arctic, which is freaking cold.

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Try 90 °F colder than your freezer. Every. Single. Winter.

3. But it’s not as cold as your heart if you don’t find this picture adorable.

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Polar bears can’t see or hear for the first month of their lives, somehow making them even more adorable.

4. OR THIS LITTLE GUY GETTING TICKLED.

5. What’s cuter than a baby polar bear?

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6. Two baby polar bears!

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Most polar bears are twins. So if you’re a twin, chances are you’re also a polar bear.

7. Multiple layers of fur keep them warm.

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Which is cool, because they actually have two different types of fur: long oily hairs and short insulating ones.

8. So they’re sort of waterproof.

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Their glossy furs stick together in the water and act as an insulator. AKA Bad. Ass.

9. They also stay warm via their blubber.

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10. Scientists claim that their blubber makes them really good dancers.

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This study may or may not be fictional.

11. Despite their cuteness, polar bears will still maul your face off.

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12. And even dead polar bears can kill you.

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Because of their large fish intake, the amount of Vitamin A in a polar bear’s liver is poisonous to humans.

13. This polar bear just wants to be your friend, but he can’t cause he’ll rip your body to shreds. =/

14. Did you know they can smell seals from over 20 miles away?

Soon.

15. And can even hack their own bodies?

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They can slow down their metabolism, which allows them to go months without eating.

16. This helps them get in tip-top shape for summer.

17. Also, they’re basically part duck.

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They have webbed toes, which help them swim over 100 miles at a time.

18. Oh, and only pregnant polar bears hibernate.

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That’s right. They nap through pregnancy. No big deal.

19. Look at this polar bear jump between glaciers.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20. HE DIDN’T MAKE IT, BUT THAT’S OK.

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A+ for effort.

21. That little fall won’t faze these polar bears.

 

22. They’re the kings of the Arctic.

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23. And the world.

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