1. Problem: Having to sit at the kids' table. Again.
Solution: Hot Toddy.
2. Problem: Your drunk aunt asking why you're still single.
Solution: Gingersnap Eggnog.
3. Problem: Constantly hearing embarrassing childhood stories.
Solution: Winter Fruit Sangria.
4. Problem: "Have you gained weight?"
Solution: Oaxaca Chaka Cocktail.
5. Problem: Someone made your favorite side dish as a vegan substitute.
Solution: Coco Snowball Cocktail.
6. Problem: The casual racist remarks from your grandfather.
Solution: Nutella Melt with Frangelico.
7. Problem: *Insert questions about your current job here*
Solution: Cinnamon Cider Concoction.
8. Problem: Being the only unmarried adult.
Solution: Pumpkin Martini.
9. Problem: Being forced to babysit everyone younger than you.
Solution: Holiday Citrus Punch.
10. Problem: Dinner won't be ready for another two hours.
Solution: Burnt-Sugar Hot Buttered Rum.
11. Problem: When that one relative starts a family-wide political debate.
Solution: Adult Peppermint White Chocolate Latte.
12. Problem: Someone just insulted the pumpkin pie you spent three hours making.
Solution: Spiced Pumpkin Cider.
13. Problem: Your mom is on a diet, which inadvertently means the rest of the family is too.
Solution: Brandy Milk Punch.
14. Problem: Your drunk uncle is getting a little out of hand.
Solution: Vegan Eggnog.
15. Problem: Forgetting the name of that one cousin you haven't seen in 15 years.
Solution: Mulled Wine.
16. Problem: Tofurky.
Solution: Winter Sun Cocktail.
17. Problem: When the family friend asks for your life story.
Solution: Bloody Mary Punch.
18. Problem: Being responsible for cooking for everyone.
Solution: Nutella Melt.
19. Problem: Awkwardly reuniting with your siblings after a whole year.
Solution: Cinnamon Cocktail.
20. Problem: Having to change the subject when your parents start telling your coming-of-age stories.
Solution: S'mores Martini.
And if all else fails, just stick to the basics:
21. Problem: Being the only person who drinks in a dry family.
Solution: Vodka.
