WOAH! What are you guys thinking posting the rape accusers name!? Definitely need to take that down!

Stop getting your news from the Daily Fail. I’d go through each of these stories and point out where they’r wrong but the world is full of more interesting things to do.

EDL are far scarier than any supposed muslim terror threat. They’r the ones making it dangerous for people to walk the streets of their own neighbourhoods. Very glad I’m Scottish - we don’t tend to have organisations like EDL.

and the not so cool things he says - like the time he claimed that he wanted to move to America to escape ‘posh bashing’. Cos aparently being born into a wealthy family, having the best education money can buy and moving in the same social circles of the people who could help him with his career is something he’d rather no one mentions. All us poor people who haven’t had his luck in life should just shut up and never point out how privileged he is. Great actor but whiny bastard.

They’r always getting nominated for TV awards like ‘best couple’ as if they’r married or something instead of something like ‘best team’. It’s so cute.

It’s a thrill for a certain kind of person - there’s guys who hire out these private booths who just enjoy the power of knowing they can watch women without them knowing. It’s like peeping toms but with the convenience of table service.

It’s been reported to the police and the council are investigating to see if it’s against licensing laws or anything. It hadn’t been open long and I don’t think it’l be open much longer. Bit worrying though as the company that runs Shimmy runs a LOT of clubs in Glasgow and now everyone’s a bit scared that these other bars might have some secret mirrors etc too.

Why can no Juggalo spell? The constants in each of these profiles are terrible spelling and a ‘Can’t deal with me? Screw you! But why doesn’t anyone LOVE ME!?’ attitude. They make me sad.

It makes me really sad that people see Spiderman play basketball and instead of just going ‘hey! spiderman is playing basketball! that’s funny and cool!’ they instead go ‘but is it a celebrity!? WE MUST KNOW!’ and end up shouting at him and following him down the street.
Besides the fact that shouting at some stranger like that is just rude - surely SPIDERMAN playing basketball (no matter who is in the suit) is cooler than Andrew Garfield playing basketball?

I, a caucasian female, apparently match up with a variety of asian men. I do not know what to do with this information.