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<title>The Problem With A Videogame&#x27;s &#x22;Girlfriend Mode&#x22;</title>
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<p>Sexism in videogames is about more than terminology : It&#8217;s about developers marginalizing their players and their games.</p>





 
 
	

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	<p>A trailer for <em>Borderlands 2</em>, the game in question.</p>


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 <p>In a recent presentation to <a href="http://twitter.com/wyp100/status/234996144952967168">a room full of journalists</a>, the lead designer for Gearbox Studios&#39; <em>Borderlands 2</em> described a character track which would emphasize support skills &mdash; a lower difficulty setting for the game, basically &mdash; as <a href="http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-08-13-borderlands-2-gearbox-reveals-the-mechromancers-girlfriend-mode">"girlfriend mode."</a></p>











 <blockquote><p>During a studio tour of Gearbox&#39;s Dallas offices, the developer showed us a work in progress build of the Mechromancer, planned to launch around 60 days after the game releases in September. Currently, the Mechromancer uses assets lifted from Maya, the Siren, for her arms. But her design and one out of three skill trees is complete.</p><p>The skill tree is called Best Friends Forever, what lead designer John Hemingway dubbed the "girlfriend mode."</p><p>"The design team was looking at the concept art and thought, you know what, this is actually the cutest character we&#39;ve ever had. I want to make, for the lack of a better term, the girlfriend skill tree. This is, I love Borderlands and I want to share it with someone, but they suck at first-person shooters. Can we make a skill tree that actually allows them to understand the game and to play the game? That&#39;s what our attempt with the Best Friends Forever skill tree is."</p></blockquote>











 <p>The term "girlfriend mode," which is an internal nickname, is getting <a href="http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/08/13/borderlands-girlfriend-mode/">most of the press</a> because of how incendiary it is, but the planned external name for the setting is set to be "Best Friends Forever" which, while not as overtly sexist, is still gendered and slighting. In particular, it seems clear that the term "BFF" is deployed with some irony.</p>






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    <media:description type="html">&#x3C;blockquote&#x3E;During a studio tour of Gearbox&#x26;#39;s Dallas offices, the developer showed us a work in progress build of the Mechromancer, planned to launch around 60 days after the game releases in September. Currently, the Mechromancer uses assets lifted from Maya, the Siren, for her arms. But her design and one out of three skill trees is complete.

The skill tree is called Best Friends Forever, what lead designer John Hemingway dubbed the &#x22;girlfriend mode.&#x22;

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    <media:description type="html">The term &#x22;girlfriend mode,&#x22; which is an internal nickname, is getting &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/08/13/borderlands-girlfriend-mode/&#x22;&#x3E;most of the press&#x3C;/a&#x3E; because of how incendiary it is, but the planned external name for the setting is set to be &#x22;Best Friends Forever&#x22; which, while not as overtly sexist, is still gendered and slighting. In particular, it seems clear that the term &#x22;BFF&#x22; is deployed with some irony.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">The problem isn&#x26;#39;t frank honesty, as &#x3C;em&#x3E;Polygon&#x3C;/em&#x3E; editor Justin McElroy puts it; this isn&#x26;#39;t just some gaffe. The problem is &#x3C;em&#x3E;developer mentality&#x3C;/em&#x3E;. Girlfriend mode might be called something else now, but the kernel of the idea, and the sexist thought process that led to it being called that internally, are still the same. Which Courtney Stanton, a videogame project manager in Boston, calls out.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">Naturally Randy Pitchford, the president of Gearbox Software, jumped in to defend the game it&#x26;#39;s developing and its lead designer, John Hemingway, who initially made the comments about &#x3C;em&#x3E;Borderlands 2&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x26;#39;s &#x22;girlfriend mode.&#x22;</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">I understand Randy Pitchford, the president of the company, wanting to defend John Hemingway, the lead designer of their new game, but to deny even the possibility of sexism makes him look out of touch and closed minded (such denials are &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://storify.com/charlesarthur/oh-hai-sexism&#x22;&#x3E;not unusual&#x3C;/a&#x3E;).

In attempting to defend his studio and employee, Pitchford reinforces that the root problem isn&#x26;#39;t with detractors capitalizing on a gaffe but on institutional obtuseness at best and internalized sexism at worst. If Pitchford didn&#x26;#39;t even know that &#x22;girlfriend mode&#x22; was the nickname his lead designer was using, he can&#x26;#39;t credibly say &#x22;there&#x26;#39;s no universe&#x22; where the designer, and by extension Pitchford&#x26;#39;s studio and game, is sexist. Then again, this is a studio that has previously &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.gamerlive.tv/article/big-games-2011-inside-duke-nukem-forevers-titty-city-strip-club&#x22;&#x3E;held a press conference in a strip club&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. 

Sonic and Tails might be best friends forever, but I don&#x26;#39;t think the developers of that series would marganize Tails and people who&#x26;#39;d play him by creating a girlfriend mode. That&#x26;#39;s best left to fanfic.</media:description>
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<title>5 Minimalist Writing Applications: Which One Actually Helps You Write Better?</title>
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<p>Is more minimal more excellent?</p>




 
 
 
	

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 <blockquote><p>Me: If I say something is a "minimalist writing application" what do you think that is? <br />My Mom: Like Twitter? <br />Me: Um, no. What else do you think it might mean? <br />My mom: Something without verbs? <br />Me: No, it&#39;s something like Word but without all the options. <br />My mom: Like Notepad. <br />Me: Yeah but with, like, a few more options than Notepad. <br />My mom: Why? Who would use that? <br />Me: I own two minimalist writing applications. <br />My mom: Well that makes sense. You always had a hard time focusing.</p></blockquote>











 <p>If you have a better attention span/childhood than I do, then maybe a minimalist writing application isn&#39;t something you need. But if sitting down to write gives you an overwhelming urge to clean your apartment, a distraction-free writing environment may be the key to your productivity. How minimalist is minimalist enough? Is the one that does the least worth the most? And, like, how minimalist is too minimalist? Well, Goldilocks, let&#39;s find out.</p>











 
 
 
	

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WriteRoom advertises itself as a distraction-free writing environment but is, in practice, so distracting you wonder if the creators know what the word distraction even means. When you first boot up the application you&#x26;#39;re launched into a full screen black background with tiny green text and a chunky flashing green cursor. Unless you&#x26;#39;re Sandra Bullock &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113957/&#x22;&#x3E;in &#x3C;em&#x3E;The Net&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/a&#x3E; looking to feel like a 1337-haxor crushing some text in a pseudo-terminal style application, this is a terrible interface. 

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If you write for the web and want to write in a program that&#x26;#39;s not a clunky content management system but still have what you&#x26;#39;re writing be easily output in html, Byword is a great for that, since it supports &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://daringfireball.net/projects/markdown/basics&#x22;&#x3E;Markdown&#x3C;/a&#x3E; and has a preview feature that shows you what your document will look like when it&#x26;rsquo;s published. And it&#x26;rsquo;s easy to gank clean code with it&#x26;rsquo;s one-button html export. And if you want to go the extra mile, Byword plays nicely with Marked.app which allows you to create custom CSS. And if that didn&#x26;#39;t make any sense to you, Byword is a still great program for general writing, though maybe not the best.</media:description>
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If you don&#x26;#39;t need Byword&#x26;#39;s whiz-bang html support and you&#x26;#39;re just looking to churn out some text then look no further than iA Writer. iA Writer is also available for &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/ia-writer/id392502056?mt=8&#x22;&#x3E;iPhone and iPad&#x3C;/a&#x3E; and, thanks to iCloud Syncing, iCan Use iA Writer Everywhere. 

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&#x3C;blockquote&#x3E;OmmWriter emerged as an internal tool to help transport us away from the humdrum noise; allowing us to be at one with ourselves and our ideas. We have worked closely together with a color therapy expert to help us include two new visual chromatherapy backgrounds. These backgrounds employ dynamically changing color techniques to subconsciously promote tranquility as well as to stimulate creativity.&#x3C;/blockquote&#x3E;

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What OmmWriter really has going for it is what it doesn&#x26;#39;t let you do. Unlike WriteRoom, Byword, and iA Writer, OmmWriter has no mode other than full screen view, which doesn&#x26;#39;t allow you to access the dock and only lets you have one document open at a time. With no pop-ups, only mouse over options, not even preferences tinkering will take you away from what you&#x26;#39;re working on. 

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<title>This Is Why You Can&#x27;t Buy HBO All By Itself</title>
<link>http://www.buzzfeed.com/spavis/this-is-why-you-cant-buy-hbo-all-by-itself</link>
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<p>Have you ever wondered why HBO doesn&#8217;t offer a standalone online subscription? This is why.</p>




 
 
 
	

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 <p>A lot of people want to watch HBO shows like <em>Game of Thrones</em>, <em>True Blood</em> and <em>Girls</em> (well, maybe not <em>Girls</em>) without subscribing to HBO, or cable at all. And a lot of them are watching the shows anyway, just without paying for them. So, <a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2012/05/09/hbo-has-only-itself-to-blame-for-record-game-of-thrones-piracy/">some argue</a> that HBO is leaving money on the table by not taking advantage of this massive potential audience. And thus, <a href="http://takemymoneyhbo.com/">Take My Money HBO</a> was born. It lets you put in the dollar amount you&#39;d pay for a standalone HBO service, and tweet it. </p><p>What it shows, ultimately, is exactly why HBO probably won&#39;t offer a standalone service anytime soon: Hardly anybody knows how much it&#39;s worth.</p><p>Here&#39;s a lot of people who won&#39;t pay anything:</p>











 
 
 
	

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    <media:description type="html">A lot of people want to watch HBO shows like &#x3C;em&#x3E;Game of Thrones&#x3C;/em&#x3E;, &#x3C;em&#x3E;True Blood&#x3C;/em&#x3E; and &#x3C;em&#x3E;Girls&#x3C;/em&#x3E; (well, maybe not &#x3C;em&#x3E;Girls&#x3C;/em&#x3E;) without subscribing to HBO, or cable at all. And a lot of them are watching the shows anyway, just without paying for them. So, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2012/05/09/hbo-has-only-itself-to-blame-for-record-game-of-thrones-piracy/&#x22;&#x3E;some argue&#x3C;/a&#x3E; that HBO is leaving money on the table by not taking advantage of this massive potential audience. And thus, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://takemymoneyhbo.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Take My Money HBO&#x3C;/a&#x3E; was born. It lets you put in the dollar amount you&#x26;#39;d pay for a standalone HBO service, and tweet it. 

What it shows, ultimately, is exactly why HBO probably won&#x26;#39;t offer a standalone service anytime soon: Hardly anybody knows how much it&#x26;#39;s worth.

Here&#x26;#39;s a lot of people who won&#x26;#39;t pay anything:</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">Finally, someone makes a serious offer:</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">The earnest offers look a lot like this:</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">The problem, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.wired.com/business/2012/03/opinion-carmody-nimble-empire/2/&#x22;&#x3E;as Tim Carmody notes&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, is that even if you are willing to pay a real amount of money for HBO all by itself &#x26;mdash; say, $10-$20, which is what your cable company probably charges &#x26;mdash;&#x26;nbsp;it&#x26;#39;s not enough. Your cable company is charging you bulk pricing. It&#x26;#39;s $10 precisely &#x3C;em&#x3E;because&#x3C;/em&#x3E; you&#x26;#39;re getting it with your cable subscription. 

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&#x3C;blockquote&#x3E;We benefit tremendously from the existing ecosystem. [&#x26;hellip;] &#x3C;b&#x3E;There are 60, 70, 80,000 customer service agents on the phone every day, and you know what they&#x26;#39;re talking about? They&#x26;#39;re talking about HBO.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; The affiliate covers that cost. The billing systems. That&#x26;#39;s the affiliates. If you watch HBO 5 minutes a month or 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, that&#x26;#39;s not a cost we have. In addition, we benefit tremendously from the fact that the cable operator bundles HBO into existing packages. So if they offer double-play or triple-play, you know, they say, get HBO free for three months. The ability to market and bundle with the affiliates is very beneficial to us. So it&#x26;#39;s very beneficial to us to keep that transactional machinery going.

What you don&#x26;#39;t want to do is to pursue a distribution channel over here [the internet], where you think, well, let&#x26;#39;s go around the affiliate and we&#x26;#39;ll get a couple hundred thousand subs. But the promotional, and packaging support we get over here [ed: the affiliate networks], which, by the way, is the foundation of our 30 million subs and enables us to get 10 million transactions, if that dissipates, and that shrinks, then we will lose a lot of subs over here. Because with 10 million transactions, &#x3C;b&#x3E;you have to generate a lot of subs every single day. You can&#x26;#39;t afford to have that machinery slow down. So we&#x26;#39;ll gain a little over here [on the internet], and we&#x26;#39;ll lose a lot over here [with the cable affiliates], and we think there will not be a net gain, there would be a net loss.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; So it&#x26;#39;s really about economics and a business issue.

Let me talk about the streaming environment. &#x26;hellip; let me tell you how we view that. When a consumer is sitting on their couch, and they&#x26;#39;re sitting there and they&#x26;#39;re &#x3C;b&#x3E;watching their 50&#x22; flatscreen TV ... the way they evaluate HBO and determine whether this is a good value, the reference set ... is the other networks that are coming on that flatscreen.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; They say to themselves, they think about the broadcast networks, the basic networks, and the other premium networks, and they say to themselves, is this entertainment experience, is it better? Is it different? Is it worth paying more money for? So they compare the HBO experience to the other networks.

If the consumer is now sitting on that same couch, and they &#x3C;b&#x3E;got the iPad in their hand, and they&#x26;#39;re on HBO Go, the reference set changes&#x3C;/b&#x3E;. And it changes because the dominant distributors of television content and movies &#x26;ndash; certainly of television content &#x26;ndash; on that device is not the networks. The dominant distributors of that content are aggregators. It&#x26;#39;s Hulu, Hulu Plus, Netflix, Amazon, Apple, all of which have very different business models. It could be an ad-supported model. Hulu Plus is an ad supported model that you subscribe to. Netflix is a standalone subscription service. Amazon is a free service, part of the shipping deal that you used to use to get hard goods. Apple is of course an EST service, we&#x26;#39;re embedded.

&#x3C;b&#x3E;[Hulu, Netflix, and Amazon] are aggregators. They&#x26;#39;re licensing content. What we do &#x26;hellip; we are content creators.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; And we believe in order to continue to differentiate the service &#x26;hellip; there&#x26;#39;s a tremendous opportunity to marry this platform, to marry HBO Go and this technology, with the content creation skills of our network.&#x3C;/blockquote&#x3E;</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">One day you will probably be able to buy HBO all by itself. But that day is after some serious tectonic shifts in the cable industry happens. Like maybe after the rest of your cable subscription &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbuchanan/soon-your-cable-subscription-will-be-just-another&#x22;&#x3E;is just another app&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. But good luck with that Twitter petition in the meantime.

&#x3C;strong&#x3E;Update&#x3C;/strong&#x3E; &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://techcrunch.com/2012/06/05/hbo-go-without-hbo/&#x22;&#x3E;A script calculates&#x3C;/a&#x3E; that the average price people are willing to pay according to these tweets is something like $12/month. Which &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://twitter.com/hbo/status/210390531623227392&#x22;&#x3E;HBO basically confirmed&#x3C;/a&#x3E; is nowhere near enough.</media:description>
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<title>How To Conquer Your Inbox Once And For All</title>
<link>http://www.buzzfeed.com/spavis/how-to-conquer-your-inbox-once-and-for-all</link>
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<p>Your inbox is a mess &mdash;&nbsp;like a tornado hit it, if tornadoes could strike email. It doesn&#8217;t have to be that way.</p>




 
 
 
	

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 <p>We&#39;ve covered how to deal with all the email <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/spavis/gmail-hacks-that-will-change-your-life">you&#39;re bombarded with</a> and <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/spavis/how-to-send-email-like-a-boss">how to send email like a pro</a>. Now let&#39;s think outside the (in)box. </p><p>Where Gmail Labs really starts to flex its muscle is in organizing your inbox:</p>











 
 
 
	

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 <p><a href="https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/labs">Preview Pane</a> &mdash; For people with larger monitors this makes email even more effortless. Mimicking traditional desktop email clients, half of your inbox is allocated to displaying a selected email and the other half is your inbox. This saves you a lot of clicks and attention switching over the course of the day. Plus, once enabled, it&rsquo;s easy to turn off and on with a single click from the home screen. As someone who has a large monitor at work and a small monitor at home, this fast switching between Preview Pane mode and traditional inbox is very much appreciated. </p><p><a href="https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/labs">Authentication Icon For Verified Senders</a> &mdash; Years ago I got phished by a spammer pretending to be Paypal and knew immediately after it happened that I&rsquo;d made a mistake. This Gmail Lab adds a little key icon to eBay and Paypal emails so you know you can trust those emails since eBay and Paypal are the senders spammers are most often trying to spoof. </p><p><a href="https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/labs">Google Docs Previews In Mail</a> &mdash; Read through full documents from inside your email. The fewer new windows I have to open, the better. </p><p><a href="https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/labs%3EGreen%20Robot%3C/a%3E%20%E2%80%94%20So%20you%20can%20better%20gauge%20your%20IM%20buddies%20ability%20to%20chat,%20if%20they%E2%80%99re%20logged%20in%20to%20GChat%20on%20their%20phone%20rather%20than%20their%20computer,%20they%E2%80%99ll%20have%20a%20green%20robot%20instead%20of%20a%20green%20ball.%20</p><p>%3Ca%20href=">Video Chat Enhancements</a> &mdash; If you video chat a lot you&rsquo;ll appreciate the higher definition video quality this feature offers as well as early access to updates Google makes to the video chat interface. </p><p><a href="https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/labs">Unread Message Icon</a> &mdash; Adds the number of unread messages you have to the Gmail favicon (little envelope icon in your browser tab). As someone who regularly has 30+ tabs open, this handful of pixels is the only way I know whether I have new emails. </p><p><a href="https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/labs">Mark As Read Button</a> &mdash; &ldquo;Tired of spending all that effort to click on the more actions menu every time you want to mark messages as read without reading them?&rdquo; Yes, yes I do, snarky Google employee Mark K. Since I leave everything in my inbox, having a way to easily mark things as read is as important to me as easy archiving is to someone who empties their inbox.</p>






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    <media:description type="html">We&#x26;#39;ve covered how to deal with all the email &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.buzzfeed.com/spavis/gmail-hacks-that-will-change-your-life&#x22;&#x3E;you&#x26;#39;re bombarded with&#x3C;/a&#x3E; and &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.buzzfeed.com/spavis/how-to-send-email-like-a-boss&#x22;&#x3E;how to send email like a pro&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. Now let&#x26;#39;s think outside the (in)box. 

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    <media:description type="html">&#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/labs&#x22;&#x3E;Preview Pane&#x3C;/a&#x3E; &#x26;mdash; For people with larger monitors this makes email even more effortless. Mimicking traditional desktop email clients, half of your inbox is allocated to displaying a selected email and the other half is your inbox. This saves you a lot of clicks and attention switching over the course of the day. Plus, once enabled, it&#x26;rsquo;s easy to turn off and on with a single click from the home screen. As someone who has a large monitor at work and a small monitor at home, this fast switching between Preview Pane mode and traditional inbox is very much appreciated. 

&#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/labs&#x22;&#x3E;Authentication Icon For Verified Senders&#x3C;/a&#x3E; &#x26;mdash;&#x26;nbsp;Years ago I got phished by a spammer pretending to be Paypal and knew immediately after it happened that I&#x26;rsquo;d made a mistake. This Gmail Lab adds a little key icon to eBay and Paypal emails so you know you can trust those emails since eBay and Paypal are the senders spammers are most often trying to spoof. 

&#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/labs&#x22;&#x3E;Google Docs Previews In Mail&#x3C;/a&#x3E; &#x26;mdash; Read through full documents from inside your email. The fewer new windows I have to open, the better. 

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%3Ca%20href=&#x22;&#x3E;Video Chat Enhancements&#x3C;/a&#x3E; &#x26;mdash; If you video chat a lot you&#x26;rsquo;ll appreciate the higher definition video quality this feature offers as well as early access to updates Google makes to the video chat interface. 

&#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/labs&#x22;&#x3E;Unread Message Icon&#x3C;/a&#x3E; &#x26;mdash; Adds the number of unread messages you have to the Gmail favicon (little envelope icon in your browser tab). As someone who regularly has 30+ tabs open, this handful of pixels is the only way I know whether I have new emails. 

&#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/labs&#x22;&#x3E;Mark As Read Button&#x3C;/a&#x3E; &#x26;mdash; &#x26;ldquo;Tired of spending all that effort to click on the more actions menu every time you want to mark messages as read without reading them?&#x26;rdquo; Yes, yes I do, snarky Google employee Mark K. Since I leave everything in my inbox, having a way to easily mark things as read is as important to me as easy archiving is to someone who empties their inbox.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">&#x3C;big&#x3E;Labels, Labels, Every Where; Not A Lot To Link&#x3C;/big&#x3E;

Like Priority Inbox, labels are a thing I find great in theory but which I never use in practice. 

&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/2011/05/3-labs-graduations-1-retirement.html&#x22;&#x3E;Nested labels&#x3C;/a&#x3E; were built for &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://smarterware.org/2416/better-gmail-2-updated-for-gmails-label-enhancements&#x22;&#x3E;email shoguns like Gina Trapani&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. They are, hands down, the most thorough way of organizing your email. They also take so much work and so much thought that the prospect of even setting up the labels makes me want lie facedown in a puddle. Email ninjas use labels as little as possible. When you&#x26;rsquo;re a smart searcher with good filters, labeling mostly is redundant. You don&#x26;rsquo;t need a label called &#x26;ldquo;Amazon&#x26;rdquo; because every email from Amazon already has the word &#x26;ldquo;Amazon&#x26;rdquo; in it. 

So when should you use labels?

&#x3C;strong&#x3E;To group a lot of different thing under one umbrella.&#x3C;/strong&#x3E; If you&#x26;rsquo;re working on a sprawling, specific project then labels are the best way to lash together a lot of otherwise disparate conversations. For example you might create a label called &#x26;ldquo;renovation&#x26;rdquo; to group together quotes from a designer, updates form a contractor, and ideas from your significant other. 

&#x3C;strong&#x3E;To flag the most important conversations.&#x3C;/strong&#x3E; My most used label is one called simply &#x26;ldquo;Heart&#x26;rdquo; where I file away my most personal and important conversations like a digital shoebox.

In either case, labels are best used sparingly; more scrapbooking than bookmarking. 

&#x26;ldquo;But how am I going to keep tabs on those routine but important emails I want to follow up with later or am waiting to hear back on?&#x26;rdquo; Well, conscientious person I just made up, we&#x26;rsquo;re going to use &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/2011/08/tuesday-tip-stars.html&#x22;&#x3E;Superstars&#x3C;/a&#x3E; for that. 

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Red-bang is for emails I want to keep at the forefront of my attention. Purple-question is for emails I need to follow up with. Blue-info is for emails I&#x26;rsquo;m waiting for other people to follow up with. And yellow-star is of course the catch all. Gmail has 12 different stars so you can pick the assortment that makes the most sense to you. 

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Priority Inbox was devised to separate the important emails from the unimportant ones but the reason most people don&#x26;rsquo;t use it is that they don&#x26;rsquo;t want to take the chance of missing anything. Unlike search or other things Google has devised personalized results for, email is perceived as too important to trust to an algorithm. 

So instead we&#x26;rsquo;re going to design our own inbox that highlights important emails, as well as our specially starred emails, all while keeping our undiluted inbox paramount. 

We accomplish this email wizardry with a Gmail Labs feature called &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?shva=1%23settings/labs&#x22;&#x3E;Multiple Inboxes&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. Once you have multiple inboxes enabled, go to the new &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?shva=1%23settings/lighttlist&#x22;&#x3E;Multiple Inboxes tab in Settings&#x3C;/a&#x3E; and let&#x26;rsquo;s start configuring it.</media:description>
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&#x3C;strong&#x3E;is:important&#x3C;/strong&#x3E; &#x26;mdash; Your hand-rolled priority inbox that sits alongside your regular inbox rather than dominating it. Like with Priority inbox, you can mark things important or not important to better train Gmail to your priorities. 

&#x3C;strong&#x3E;circle:family&#x3C;/strong&#x3E; &#x26;mdash; Never lose track of an email from your friends, family, bosses, or subordinates again by keeping a separate inbox with all the emails from your most important groups. Here&#x26;rsquo;s how to &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://support.google.com/mail/bin/answer.py?hl=en&#x26;amp;answer=1734792&#x22;&#x3E;set up circles in Gmail&#x3C;/a&#x3E;.

&#x3C;strong&#x3E;has:purple-question&#x3C;/strong&#x3E; &#x26;mdash; Keep your important emails close, but keep the emails you need to follow up on even closer. 

&#x3C;strong&#x3E;deliveredto:techbrodudes+ipadgiveaway@gmail.com&#x3C;/strong&#x3E; &#x26;mdash; Filter your specialty inbound email so that it skips your main inbox and lands in a separate, equally visible inbox.</media:description>
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At any given time time I probably have over 30 tabs open in my browser. It&#x26;rsquo;s a problem, I know. I&#x26;rsquo;m seeking counseling. But it means that when an IM or new email comes in, I&#x26;rsquo;m often scurrying between tabs to try to respond. It&#x26;rsquo;s a disaster. 

If you like the idea of standalone application for Gmail but don&#x26;rsquo;t want to switch to a native IMAP client where you&#x26;rsquo;d have to give up your personalized inbox and ability to chat then you want a &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Site-specific_browser&#x22;&#x3E;site-specific browser&#x3C;/a&#x3E;.</media:description>
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<p>You probably waste as much time sending email as you do reading it. Well, you&#8217;re doing it wrong.</p>




 
 
 
	

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 <p>No matter who you are or what you do, there are some phrases that you just end up saying over and over again in emails. Like, &ldquo;Please review the attached and get back to me&rdquo; or &ldquo;Thank you for your submission, I&rsquo;ll review it and respond within 3 days&rdquo; or &ldquo;i h8 u ur writing sux.&rdquo; Well there&#39;s a better, lazier way to do it. </p><p>You can use Gmail to save and insert phrases of any length into any email you want. Better yet, you can set up a filter to have Gmail automatically send these canned responses for you. This works especially well with plus-addressing. If you set up a filter to auto-reply to anything sent to me+submission@gmail, the email gets sent from me+canned.response@gmail. That means if they reply to you, they&rsquo;ll be sending their reply to me+canned.response@gmail and not me+submission@gmail, which prevents them from then getting a second automated email from you. It&rsquo;s the perfect way to create your own virtual secretary. </p><p>Odds are if you&rsquo;ve been using Gmail for long enough you&rsquo;ve probably stumbled onto <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/labs">Labs</a>, Gmail&rsquo;s workshop for new features. To start setting up your virtual secretary, first <a href="http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?shva=1#settings/labs">enable Canned Responses in Labs</a>.</p>











 
 
 
	

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 <p>To set up a canned response, start by composing a new email. Write whatever you want your saved message to be in the body of the email, formatting it however you like. Once you have your response set up, click the Canned Response button to add a new one. </p><p>With filters, plus-addressing, and canned responses, we&rsquo;re halfway towards a sentient inbox. And that&#39;s just the beginning of what Labs allows you to do.</p>






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    <media:description type="html">No matter who you are or what you do, there are some phrases that you just end up saying over and over again in emails. Like, &#x26;ldquo;Please review the attached and get back to me&#x26;rdquo; or &#x26;ldquo;Thank you for your submission, I&#x26;rsquo;ll review it and respond within 3 days&#x26;rdquo; or &#x26;ldquo;i h8 u ur writing sux.&#x26;rdquo; Well there&#x26;#39;s a better, lazier way to do it. 

You can use Gmail to save and insert phrases of any length into any email you want. Better yet, you can set up a filter to have Gmail automatically send these canned responses for you. This works especially well with plus-addressing. If you set up a filter to auto-reply to anything sent to me+submission@gmail, the email gets sent from me+canned.response@gmail. That means if they reply to you, they&#x26;rsquo;ll be sending their reply to me+canned.response@gmail and not me+submission@gmail, which prevents them from then getting a second automated email from you. It&#x26;rsquo;s the perfect way to create your own virtual secretary. 

Odds are if you&#x26;rsquo;ve been using Gmail for long enough you&#x26;rsquo;ve probably stumbled onto &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/labs&#x22;&#x3E;Labs&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, Gmail&#x26;rsquo;s workshop for new features. To start setting up your virtual secretary, first &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?shva=1#settings/labs&#x22;&#x3E;enable Canned Responses in Labs&#x3C;/a&#x3E;.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">To set up a canned response, start by composing a new email. Write whatever you want your saved message to be in the body of the email, formatting it however you like. Once you have your response set up, click the Canned Response button to add a new one. 

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&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?shva=1#settings/labs&#x22;&#x3E;Undo Send&#x3C;/a&#x3E;: The #1 must-have Gmail Labs feature. The undo feature holds off on sending the email for a few seconds so that you can scan your email in all its uneditable glory and retract it if (when) you notice typos. 

&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?shva=1#settings/labs&#x22;&#x3E;Signature Tweaks&#x3C;/a&#x3E;: Do you hate long email conversations where signatures pile up at the bottom of the chain like so much digital flotsam? Do your part to clean up the clutter by moving your signature up where it belongs: in the email you&#x26;rsquo;re writing right now. This is one of those Labs features that should have become standard years ago. Though maybe it&#x26;rsquo;s because Google engineers secretly hate signatures as much as I do. 

&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?shva=1#settings/labs&#x22;&#x3E;Inserting Images&#x3C;/a&#x3E;: If you&#x26;rsquo;ve ever wondered why Gmail didn&#x26;rsquo;t have the power to embed images into an email in addition to attaching them, wonder no more! The power to create pretty, image-filled emails is now yours.

&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?shva=1#settings/labs&#x22;&#x3E;Send &#x26;amp; Archive&#x3C;/a&#x3E;: For Inbox Zero practitioners who archive all their emails, this button should save you thousands of precious, precious clicks. Did you know there are kids in China who are click-rationing? Think of the children.</media:description>
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If you&#x26;rsquo;re on the internet and you have a web-proficient, short-tempered friend then you may have gotten linked to &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+Let+Me+Google+That+For+You%3F&#x26;amp;l=1&#x22;&#x3E;Let Me Google That For You&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. 

Basically, if one of your friends ask an easily google-able question then instead of giving them the answer, you do a search on the website Let Me Google That For You and send them that link instead, which shows you doing a search. It&#x26;rsquo;s both snarky and instructional, which means it&#x26;rsquo;s basically my favorite thing. After all, this article is essentially a giant annotated LMGTFY. 

But search isn&#x26;rsquo;t the only way you can be snarky and instructional. Since Gmail is a web client, links to search results are universal. If two people are emailing and one uses the phrase &#x26;ldquo;the rooster crows at midnight&#x26;rdquo; then either one who does a search for that phrase will turn up the same email.</media:description>
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This probably isn&#x26;rsquo;t a great tactic to take with everyone, obviously. You can&#x26;rsquo;t do this with people who don&#x26;rsquo;t have Gmail and it&#x26;rsquo;s probably not something, say, your boss at work would appreciate. But as a gentle ribbing of close friends, there&#x26;rsquo;s nothing better. 

&#x3C;em&#x3E;For more Gmail hacking, see &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.buzzfeed.com/spavis/gmail-hacks-that-will-change-your-life&#x22;&#x3E;how to receive email like a boss&#x3C;/a&#x3E; and Monday check out how to deal with your overstuffed inbox.&#x3C;/em&#x3E;</media:description>
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<title>Gmail Hacks That Will Change Your Life</title>
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<p>You&#8217;ve got a million messages in your inbox. Here&#8217;s how to ninja your way out of the pile.</p>




 
 
 
	

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 <p>If you hate email and want to spend less time dealing with it, then over the next few days I&rsquo;m going to show you some Gmail hacks to make life easier on you and the people you communicate with, all without changing your daily email habits.</p><p>When Gmail launched in 2004 it had three big innovations: storage size, conversation view, and labels. For most people, those eight-year old features continue to be enough. Over the years Gmail&rsquo;s storage capacity has grown from 1 GB to 10 GB, conversation view has <a href="http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2011/11/gmails-new-look.html">become more conversational</a>, and they&rsquo;ve dragged us kicking and screaming into using labels.</p>












 
 
	

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 <p>Gmail&#39;s latest major innovation, Priority Inbox, is the 21st century cotton gin: a revolution in unitized automation saving countless hours of menial work separating the wheat from the chaff. If you don&rsquo;t want to read the rest of this article, my suggestion for how to best improve your email life in one click is by <a href="http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/inbox">enabling Priority Inbox</a>. By doing so, you get a cleanly segmented inbox with a more relevant unread count that frees you from email ennui. The only thing that could be better and more simple than Priority Inbox would be a sentient inbox: email that reads and responds to itself. </p><p>That said, I don&rsquo;t actually use Priority Inbox. I know, I know, I just talked about how great it is. And it is! If you&rsquo;re looking for a turnkey solution to email desperation, that&rsquo;s absolutely what you want. But for me, I want a less automated, more artisanal email experience where I handcraft my own inbox to suit my particular needs. </p><p>What if it cost you a penny every time you clicked on something in Gmail? It&rsquo;d add up fast. But seriously, every pointless distraction or unnecessary action is a tax on your valuable time. So what&rsquo;s the best way to manage unimportant emails? By not seeing them in the first place. </p><p>If you&rsquo;re Tim Ferriss or one of his followers then that means sending <a href="http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/2008/02/21/the-best-and-worst-autoresponders-of-2007/">obnoxious autoresponders</a> letting people know what email rules you have set up for yourself and how they might want to change their email practices to accommodate you. But if you&rsquo;re part of the 99 percent of people who aren&rsquo;t narcissistic assholes looking to alienate everyone they know, then the onus is on you to come up with a system to deal with whatever comes at you. </p><p>Your best friend for dealing with unimportant emails is Gmail&rsquo;s filters. If you&rsquo;re new to filters here are the <a href="http://support.google.com/mail/bin/answer.py?hl=en&amp;answer=6579#1<br />">basics</a>: you set up rules in Gmail so that if certain conditions are met, then different things happen to your email. In the recent redesign, Gmail has made it harder for people unfamiliar with filters to create them: either click on the little down arrow next to the blue search button or, when selecting an email, pick &ldquo;Filter messages like these&rdquo; from the &ldquo;More&rdquo; dropdown.</p>






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    <media:description type="html">If you hate email and want to spend less time dealing with it, then over the next few days I&#x26;rsquo;m going to show you some Gmail hacks to make life easier on you and the people you communicate with, all without changing your daily email habits.

When Gmail launched in 2004 it had three big innovations: storage size, conversation view, and labels. For most people, those eight-year old features continue to be enough. Over the years Gmail&#x26;rsquo;s storage capacity has grown from 1 GB to 10 GB, conversation view has &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2011/11/gmails-new-look.html&#x22;&#x3E;become more conversational&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, and they&#x26;rsquo;ve dragged us kicking and screaming into using labels.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">Gmail&#x26;#39;s latest major innovation, Priority Inbox, is the 21st century cotton gin: a revolution in unitized automation saving countless hours of menial work separating the wheat from the chaff. If you don&#x26;rsquo;t want to read the rest of this article, my suggestion for how to best improve your email life in one click is by &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/inbox&#x22;&#x3E;enabling Priority Inbox&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. By doing so, you get a cleanly segmented inbox with a more relevant unread count that frees you from email ennui. The only thing that could be better and more simple than Priority Inbox would be a sentient inbox: email that reads and responds to itself. 

That said, I don&#x26;rsquo;t actually use Priority Inbox. I know, I know, I just talked about how great it is. And it is! If you&#x26;rsquo;re looking for a turnkey solution to email desperation, that&#x26;rsquo;s absolutely what you want. But for me, I want a less automated, more artisanal email experience where I handcraft my own inbox to suit my particular needs. 

What if it cost you a penny every time you clicked on something in Gmail? It&#x26;rsquo;d add up fast. But seriously, every pointless distraction or unnecessary action is a tax on your valuable time. So what&#x26;rsquo;s the best way to manage unimportant emails? By not seeing them in the first place. 

If you&#x26;rsquo;re Tim Ferriss or one of his followers then that means sending &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/2008/02/21/the-best-and-worst-autoresponders-of-2007/&#x22;&#x3E;obnoxious autoresponders&#x3C;/a&#x3E; letting people know what email rules you have set up for yourself and how they might want to change their email practices to accommodate you. But if you&#x26;rsquo;re part of the 99 percent of people who aren&#x26;rsquo;t narcissistic assholes looking to alienate everyone they know, then the onus is on you to come up with a system to deal with whatever comes at you. 

Your best friend for dealing with unimportant emails is Gmail&#x26;rsquo;s filters. If you&#x26;rsquo;re new to filters here are the &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://support.google.com/mail/bin/answer.py?hl=en&#x26;amp;answer=6579#1
&#x22;&#x3E;basics&#x3C;/a&#x3E;: you set up rules in Gmail so that if certain conditions are met, then different things happen to your email. In the recent redesign, Gmail has made it harder for people unfamiliar with filters to create them: either click on the little down arrow next to the blue search button or, when selecting an email, pick &#x26;ldquo;Filter messages like these&#x26;rdquo; from the &#x26;ldquo;More&#x26;rdquo; dropdown.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">What&#x26;rsquo;s the simplest Gmail filter that everyone should have but no one does? Having &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=me%2540gmail.com&#x26;amp;to=me%2540gmail.com&#x22;&#x3E;anything you email yourself automatically marked as read&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. 

We all do it. Maybe even every day. You have something you want to check out later so you email yourself a link and just after you hit send you hear the ping of a new email. What could it be? Oh, yeah, it&#x26;rsquo;s the email you literally just sent yourself. It&#x26;rsquo;s a tiny, microscopic irritant but all those unnecessary clicks and notifications add up. Smart filters like this are key to reducing email fatigue.

When starting to look at sorting your email it can be tempting to say that 99 percent of the email you get from such-and-such place is junk so everything from there should just skip the inbox or be auto-deleted. Rookie mistake. Setting up a filter for something is probably the first &#x26;amp; last time you&#x26;rsquo;re going to really think about your email, so you owe it to yourself to try to figure out what the circumstances are when you would actually care about it. If a place sends you 99 percent junk that means they send you 1 percent important emails. Make sure you set up your filter so you can capture that. &#x3C;em&#x3E;Asking yourself &#x26;lsquo;what is the exception?&#x26;rsquo; is the ninja aspect to filtering.&#x3C;/em&#x3E;

Since I don&#x26;rsquo;t know all the specific emails you get, here are a few filtering rules of thumb:

&#x3C;b&#x3E;Any emails you send yourself?&#x3C;/b&#x3E; 
Automatically marked as read unless it has &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=me%40gmail.com&#x26;amp;subject=%22to+do%22&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;ldquo;to do&#x26;rdquo; in the subject line.&#x3C;/a&#x3E; 

&#x3C;b&#x3E;Mailing lists for a group you&#x26;rsquo;re no longer an active member of?&#x3C;/b&#x3E; 
Skip the inbox unless they &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/to=fratdudes06%40collegeuniversity.com&#x26;amp;hasnot=%22Johnny+John+Johnson%22&#x22;&#x3E;mention your name&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. 

&#x3C;b&#x3E;Newsletters about products you own?&#x3C;/b&#x3E; 
Skip the inbox unless they mention the &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=televisionandmicrowave%40ge.com&#x26;amp;hasnot=trivection&#x22;&#x3E;specific model you have&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. 

&#x3C;b&#x3E;Lots of travel deal-a-day emails?&#x3C;/b&#x3E; 
Skip the inbox unless they mention your &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=%40kayak.com&#x26;amp;hasnot=japan+OR+taiwan+OR+osaka+OR+taipei&#x22;&#x3E;dream vacation spot&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. 

&#x3C;b&#x3E;Twitter notifications?&#x3C;/b&#x3E; Well&#x26;hellip; those &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.buzzfeed.com/spavis/lifechanging-twitter-hacks-5kgq&#x22;&#x3E;deserve their own post&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. 

&#x3C;b&#x3E;How about automated notifications from big companies?&#x3C;/b&#x3E;
Netflix shipping notifications come from discship@netflix.com and I have those set up to get &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=discship%40netflix.com&#x22;&#x3E;automatically trashed&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. Why trashed? If I want to know what DVDs I&#x26;rsquo;m going to get this weekend, it&#x26;rsquo;s quicker for me to check my trash folder than it is to open the Netflix website. But since it&#x26;rsquo;s not something I&#x26;rsquo;ll care about a month or a year from now I don&#x26;rsquo;t bother archiving them. However all of Netflix&#x26;rsquo;s important messages come through info@netflix.com which I don&#x26;rsquo;t filter so they still hit my inbox.

Amazon notifications of items shipped come from ship-confirm@amazon.com so I have all of those &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/%23create-filter/from=ship-confirm%2540amazon.com&#x22;&#x3E;automatically marked as read&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. However if there&#x26;rsquo;s a delay, Amazon emails you from order-update@amazon.com &#x26;amp; to make sure I&#x26;rsquo;m alerted of those I don&#x26;rsquo;t filter them. I also receive Amazon emails from a generic noreply@amazon.com address all of which (so far) are about Kickstarter letting me know I authorized a payment or they processed a payment successfully. If that address ever emails me about anything else it&#x26;rsquo;ll hit my inbox, but otherwise &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=noreply%40amazon.com&#x26;amp;hasnot=%22you+have+authorized+a+payment%22+OR+%22has+succeeded%22&#x22;&#x3E;all those emails will skip the inbox&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. 

The important things to remember when filtering:

1) &#x3C;strong&#x3E;Don&#x26;rsquo;t filter without exceptions.&#x3C;/strong&#x3E; If a filter doesn&#x26;rsquo;t have an exception, you should probably unsubscribe from whatever you&#x26;rsquo;re filtering. 

2) &#x3C;strong&#x3E;Look left of the @ sign.&#x3C;/strong&#x3E; Big businesses like Amazon and Netflix do half the work for you by using different email addresses for the different kinds of notifications they send. 

3) &#x3C;strong&#x3E;Figure out which way you want to filter&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;: bury the junk or surface the good stuff. 

If you&#x26;rsquo;re trying to weed out unnecessary status update emails, put the phrases that always appear into the &#x26;ldquo;has the words&#x26;rdquo; box along with the newsletter address in the from box. That tells Gmail: &#x26;ldquo;anything from this Amazon address about Kickstarter skips the inbox.&#x26;rdquo; That way unusual, potentially important emails you didn&#x26;rsquo;t anticipate would bypass the filter and end up in your inbox where they belong. 

If you&#x26;rsquo;re trying to make sure you see emails that mention your name, town, etc, put that phrase in the &#x26;ldquo;doesn&#x26;rsquo;t have&#x26;rdquo; box along with the newsletter address in the from box. That tells Gmail: &#x26;ldquo;anything from my college fraternity group that doesn&#x26;rsquo;t mention me skips the inbox.&#x26;rdquo; That way anything that does mention you will end up shiny and new in your inbox, relevant and ready to be read. 

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    <media:description type="html">Most filters are great at sorting run-of-the-mill email. But what about people who deal with a higher volume of email? Tim Ferriss had the right idea &#x26;mdash; the big problem with email is people. But the problem with autoresponders is that you&#x26;rsquo;re telling people they&#x26;rsquo;re doing it wrong after they&#x26;rsquo;ve already done it. If you want someone to email you in a certain way you have to be proactive about it. 

If you&#x26;rsquo;ve ever run a contest or solicited submissions then you&#x26;rsquo;ve probably gotten more emails than you know what to do with. Traditionally there are two ways of handing this: create a whole separate throwaway email account like TechBroDudesiPad3Giveaway@gmail.com or tell people &#x26;ldquo;Put GIVEAWAY in the subject line when you email&#x26;rdquo; and trust that they&#x26;rsquo;ll actually do that. But there&#x26;rsquo;s a great Gmail-only trick that kills these two birds with one stone: &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/2008/03/2-hidden-ways-to-get-more-from-your.html&#x22;&#x3E;plus-addressing&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. This works with custom domain Google Apps For Business addressees as well. 

DonDraper+Pitch@SCDP.com
ScamBusiness+iPadGiveaway@junkmail.info
MyCongressperson+SOPA@senate.biz

For delivery purposes, Gmail treats special characters in different ways. For periods, it ignores them entirely. stevejobs@gmail.com is the same as s.t.e.v.e.j.o.b.s@gmail.com as far as Google is concerned. But with the plus sign, Gmail ignores everything after it for delivery purposes. So if someone emails stevejobs+complaint@gmail.com or stevejobs+meetingrequest@gmail.com then Steve will get them both. This not only gives you an infinite number of throwaway addresses but also is a foolproof way for people to contact you in the manner you want. 

Making people aware of the plus-address you want them to contact you with is only half the battle. You&#x26;rsquo;ll also want to be able to sort it the emails that are sent to it. This is where filters come in. In this case, you&#x26;rsquo;ll want to &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&#x26;amp;shva=1#create-filter/has=deliveredto%3Asoandso%2Bsuchandsuch%40gmail.com&#x22;&#x3E;filter any emails deliveredto:soandso+suchandsuch@gmail.com&#x3C;/a&#x3E; to either skip the inbox, get auto-labeled, or even auto-responded to. 

&#x3C;b&#x3E;And that&#x26;#39;s about it for making your inbound email less of a suck on your soul. Tomorrow: Sending messages.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;</media:description>
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<title>8 Simple-But-Cruel Gmail Tricks To Prank Your Friends</title>
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<p>Has your friend stepped away from their computer and left their Gmail open? Time to teach them to never do that again. You know, for their own good.</p>




 
 
 
	

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	<h1>Move The Chat List</h1>

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	<p>Let&#39;s start with the tamest prank. This just moves the chat list from the left hand side to the right hand side. Click to enable <a href="http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/labs">Right-Side Chat in Labs</a> then click save changes and you &#39;re done. This is also one of the quickest pranks to set up if you only have 10 seconds when someone &#39;s back is turned.</p>











 
 
 
	<h1>Turn Off Conversation View</h1>

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	<p>This is a good prank because the person will probably think it&#39;s a Google bug rather than a feature that can be disabled. Just toggle off <a href="http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings">Conversation View in the general settings</a>. Watch their reaction when that email thread with 60 replies explodes their whole inbox.</p>











 
 
 
	<h1>Re-filter Their Email</h1>

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	<p>This could be either an innocent relabeling (e.g. anything from:mom@mommymail.com gets a new filter called 8===D) or a cruel refiltering (e.g. anything marked important gets auto-archived so that it never hits their inbox).</p>






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  <media:description type="html">&#x3C;strong&#x3E;Has your friend stepped away from their computer and left their Gmail open?&#x3C;/strong&#x3E; Time to teach them to never do that again. You know, for their own good.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">Let&#x26;#39;s start with the tamest prank. This just moves the chat list from the left hand side to the right hand side. Click to enable &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/labs&#x22;&#x3E;Right-Side Chat in Labs&#x3C;/a&#x3E; then click save changes and you &#x26;#39;re done. This is also one of the quickest pranks to set up if you only have 10 seconds when someone &#x26;#39;s back is turned.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">This is a good prank because the person will probably think it&#x26;#39;s a Google bug rather than a feature that can be disabled. Just toggle off &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings&#x22;&#x3E;Conversation View in the general settings&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. Watch their reaction when that email thread with 60 replies explodes their whole inbox.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">This could be either an innocent relabeling (e.g. anything from:mom@mommymail.com gets a new filter called 8===D) or a cruel refiltering (e.g. anything marked important gets auto-archived so that it never hits their inbox).</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">Did your friend have a rough breakup with someone? Remind them of what they &#x26;#39;ve lost by bringing all their emails and chats with that person to the top of their inbox. Start by enabling &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/labs&#x22;&#x3E;Multiple Inboxes in Labs&#x3C;/a&#x3E; then navigate to the new &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/lighttlist&#x22;&#x3E;Multiple Inboxes tab&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. In Pane0 put from:exgirlfriend@sadmail.com and and label it whatever you want. &#x26;ldquo;The Love Of My Life&#x26;rdquo; seems appropriately despondent. Salt in the wound: if you put &#x26;ldquo;love&#x26;rdquo; &#x26;amp; the person &#x26;#39;s email address in the Pane0 search field, then love will appear in all the email snippets.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">Those 4 pranks just change your friend &#x26;#39;s inbox, these next 4 are arguably much worse because they change outgoing emails.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">If your friend doesn&#x26;#39;t have &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/labs&#x22;&#x3E;Signature Tweaks&#x3C;/a&#x3E; enabled in Labs then this prank is perfect for them because they &#x26;#39;ll never see &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?shva=1#settings/general&#x22;&#x3E;you&#x26;#39;ve changed their signature&#x3C;/a&#x3E; if they&#x26;#39;re composing a reply to a long email thread. Maybe you&#x26;#39;ve always hated that dumb inspiring proverb they keep in their signature. It might be time for Buddha to wax poetic about farts.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">For a nerd, nothing would be more embarrassing then sending an email in Comic Sans. Enable &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/labs&#x22;&#x3E;Default Text Styling in Labs&#x3C;/a&#x3E; then, in the default text style section of the &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/&#x22;&#x3E;general settings&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, pick Comic Sans from the font dropdown. It&#x26;#39;d be easy to go overboard with giant text or weird colors but something a little more subtle like changing the default font means they may actually send a few short emails before they notice.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">You&#x26;#39;re playing with fire if you do this one. Like moving the chat list, this prank only takes 10 seconds to set-up, just enable &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?shva=1#settings/labs&#x22;&#x3E;Default Reply To All&#x3C;/a&#x3E; and click Save Changes. Depending on how casual your friend is with Gmail, they could start sending a lot of unintended and embarrassing replies to all.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">This is the most nefarious prank because it&#x26;#39;s the least visible to the person your pranking and has the biggest impact on them. In the Accounts section of Settings go to &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#settings/accounts&#x22;&#x3E;Send Mail As&#x3C;/a&#x3E; and click edit info then name your friend whatever you want. Unless your friend likes to view their own sent emails they might not pick up on this prank until someone points it out to them. That is if any of their friends would actually open an email from someone named PornBot5000.</media:description>
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<title>The 10 Kinds Of Twitter Hashtaggers</title>
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<p>Which kind are you?</p>




 
 
 
	

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 <p>Hashtags on Twitter signify a lot of things, but above all, using them signifies a seasoned Twitter user. Still haven&#39;t figured out how to deploy the pound sign with a bunch of words behind it in a way that makes sense? Maybe this taxonomy of the ten kinds of hashtaggers will help.</p>











 <p><big>#Originalists </big><br />Way back in ye olde aught seven, a humble man named <a href="http://factoryjoe.com/blog/2007/08/25/groups-for-twitter-or-a-proposal-for-twitter-tag-channels/">Chris Messina proposed</a> a convention for nerds to organize at events: The pound sign, making groups easily searchable. Lo and behold, the #hashtag was born. Today, events like SXSWi now tell people exactly which hashtags to use to organize the outbound flow of thousands of tweets.</p>











 
 
 
	

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<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 14:11:58 -0400</pubDate>
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    <media:description type="html">Hashtags on Twitter signify a lot of things, but above all, using them signifies a seasoned Twitter user. Still haven&#x26;#39;t figured out how to deploy the pound sign with a bunch of words behind it in a way that makes sense? Maybe this taxonomy of the ten kinds of hashtaggers will help.</media:description>
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Way back in ye olde aught seven, a humble man named&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://factoryjoe.com/blog/2007/08/25/groups-for-twitter-or-a-proposal-for-twitter-tag-channels/&#x22;&#x3E;Chris Messina proposed&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;a convention for nerds to organize at events: The pound sign, making groups easily searchable. Lo and behold, the #hashtag was born. Today, events like SXSWi now tell people exactly which hashtags to use to organize the outbound flow of thousands of tweets.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">The beauty of hashtagged events is that you don&#x26;#39;t even need to physically be there to participate. Have you been to another talk by that speaker? Add your thoughts with the hashtag! Do you think it would be funny to say the scheduled speaker was arrested just before they went on stage? Add your thoughts with the hashtag! Remember, the most important thing is what YOU think.</media:description>
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Do you remember back when you would turn on the TV and it would just be a picture? Just whatever show you wanted to watch and nothing else? Me neither. Network logos stuck on screen at all times have been popular for the better part of a decade. Over the past few years we&#x26;#39;ve seen the rise of &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CommercialPopUp&#x22;&#x3E;in-show pop-up ads&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, often with graphics and sound, as an&#x26;nbsp;advertisement&#x26;nbsp;for other shows on the network.&#x26;nbsp;And now, over the past few months, we&#x26;#39;ve seen the rise of hashtags being displayed throughout the&#x26;nbsp;entirety&#x26;nbsp;of the show.&#x26;nbsp;</media:description>
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With Twitter, what may seem like one small tweet for a man can turn out to be a giant tweet for mankind.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">Alyouka was the&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://hope140.org/blog/?p=127&#x22;&#x3E;first person to tweet #jan25&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, the hashtag which ended up becoming a&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2011/12/05/the_egyptian_revolution_dominated_twitter_this_year&#x22;&#x3E;Twitter rallying cry for the Egyptian revolution&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. Since then&#x26;nbsp;Tunisia,&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/apr/21/syria-twitter-spambots-pro-revolution&#x22;&#x3E;Syria&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;and America have started using Twitter for their &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://storify.com/spavis/andy-carvin-talk/&#x22;&#x3E;revolutions&#x3C;/a&#x3E; with up to&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.mediabistro.com/alltwitter/occupywallst-ows-or-occupy-over-100k-different-hashtags-used-in-occupy-protests_b15109&#x22;&#x3E;100,000 different hashtags&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;being used for the #Occupy movement.&#x26;nbsp;

If you hate protesters, hashtags are great for you too: Since the conversation is centralized you can &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://twitter.com/timmerino/status/191270174224158721&#x22;&#x3E;flood the hashtag with spam&#x3C;/a&#x3E; to drown out dissidents.&#x26;nbsp; Everybody wins. Or loses.</media:description>
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If you&#x26;#39;re a corporation you&#x26;#39;re gonna want to promote your tweets. It doesn&#x26;#39;t really matter which ones &#x26;mdash; you just gotta become part of the conversation. Take your cue from a company like Blockbuster who promoted the below tweet in an attempt to lure those savvy consumers searching the #Oscars hashtag a month after the Oscars aired.&#x26;nbsp;</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">But maybe that&#x26;#39;s not enough. If you want your PR flotsam to really float to the top of the stream, then you should try to get a celebrity to use your hashtag.&#x26;nbsp;

Getting paid to sponsor products isn&#x26;#39;t new for celebrities, with some getting &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://thenextweb.com/twitter/2012/01/28/brands-may-be-paying-celebrities-for-tweets-but-whos-paying-twitter/&#x22;&#x3E;thousands of dollars per tweet&#x3C;/a&#x3E;.&#x26;nbsp;</media:description>
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If you want to hashtag like your favorite celebrity, BE MUNDANE! Because anything they say will become popular, celebrities tend to be the most boring hashtaggers.&#x26;nbsp;</media:description>
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Are you a narcissist? OMG ME TOO. It&#x26;#39;s like Twitter was made for us? (Was it? It probably was.)</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">I&#x26;#39;m not sure many people have what it takes to step up to Kimora&#x26;#39;s level of #all #hashtagging #all #the #time.

Another method she demonstrates is using the #fb hashtag to way to tell her Twitter followers, &#x22;I finally have something important to say and I want to share it with my real friends on Facebook.&#x22;</media:description>
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Remember those chain letters where you would answer random personal questions and then you&#x26;#39;d foward them on to a friend?

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Or if you&#x26;#39;re a company you can just shoehorn your product in with amazing results.&#x26;nbsp;</media:description>
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<title>How To Install Instagram On Your Android Phone In 23 Easy Steps</title>
<link>http://www.buzzfeed.com/spavis/how-to-install-instagram-on-your-android-phone-in</link>
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<p>Instagram for Android works with older devices. &#8220;Works&#8221; being a relative term.</p>




 
 
 
	

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 <p>Discover Instagram is finally available for Android when someone you follow tweets about it.</p>











 <blockquote><p>OH CRAP. Instagram for Android has arrived. <a href="http://t.co/HdWzGb9R">theverge.com/2012/4/3/29226&hellip;</a> via @<a href="https://twitter.com/verge">verge</a>&mdash; Joshua Topolsky (@joshuatopolsky) <a href="https://twitter.com/joshuatopolsky/status/187203734995075073">April 3, 2012</a></p></blockquote>











 <p>Click through to the article &amp; find a link to the Google Play store.</p>






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<title>Lifechanging Twitter Hacks</title>
<link>http://www.buzzfeed.com/spavis/lifechanging-twitter-hacks-5kgq</link>
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<p>Just about everything you&#8217;ve ever wanted to make better about Twitter : Digging up old tweets, silencing loudmouths, finding better stuff to read, and a bunch of other tweaks is easy like Sunday morning with this guide.</p>




 
 
 
	

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 <p>I have endeavoured in this ghostly little article, to raise the ghost of an idea, which shall not put my readers out of humour with themselves, with each other, with the season, or with me. I am here today, your digital Jacob Marley, to show you how you&rsquo;ve been squandering your Twitter life. Bah humbug, you say? Well, we&rsquo;ll see. </p><p><big>The Ghost of Twitter Past</big></p><p><em>&ldquo;Who, and what are you?&rdquo; <br />&ldquo;I am the Ghost of Twitter Past.&rdquo;<br />&ldquo;Long Past?&rdquo;<br />&ldquo;No. Your past.&rdquo;</em></p><p>I&rsquo;m sure some consider Twitter&rsquo;s gnat-like memory a feature rather than a bug but, like Ebenezer Scrooge, there&rsquo;s a lot to be gained by examining the past. So let us travel back. Back to your earliest tweets that we can find. Three thousand and two hundred tweets ago. </p><p>Why 3200 tweets? It&rsquo;s an <a href="https://dev.twitter.com/docs/things-every-developer-should-know">artificial limit put in place by the Twitter API</a>. If you want to go back further than that, you&rsquo;ll have to speak to someone at the <a href="http://blogs.loc.gov/loc/2010/04/how-tweet-it-is-library-acquires-entire-twitter-archive/">Library of Congress</a>. </p><p>If you&rsquo;re just looking for a Twitter search that lets you go back further than a week I suggest <a href="http://snapbird.org/">SnapBird</a>. It allows you to do quick searches of a person&rsquo;s timeline without even logging in to Twitter. If you do authenticate your account, you can search across all of your friends&rsquo; tweets at once. </p><p>Maybe search isn&rsquo;t enough for you, though, and you want to start taking the archiving of your tweets into your own hands. One great way to do this is to create a robust personal database of all your activity on Twitter, using <a href="http://expertlabs.org/2011/12/php-fog-adds-free-thinkup-hosting.html">ThinkUp and PHP Fog</a>. You&rsquo;ll not only start archiving all of your tweets and favs from this point forward, but your 3.2k most recent tweets as well. It is a bit technical to set up, but there are <a href="http://expertlabs.org/2011/12/php-fog-adds-free-thinkup-hosting.html">instructions and a walkthrough vid</a>, as well as <a href="http://thinkupapp.com/docs/troubleshoot/common.html">an FAQ</a> that should have you up and running inside half an hour. </p><p>But, hey, maybe you don&rsquo;t want to bother archiving all your tweets in a separate database. I know I tend to suffer from Not Another Thing syndrome, and would prefer to leverage my existing applications. The Ghost of Twitter Past suggests you at least archive the tweets that are important to you in a program you already use: Email. </p><p>We&rsquo;ll use a wonderful little application called <a href="http://ifttt.com/wtf">If This Then That</a>, a service that automates tasks online, to pipe all your important tweets to your email account where they&rsquo;ll be auto archived. Unlike signing up for PHP Fog and ThinkUp, ifttt is just a behind-the-scenes middle man. Once you&rsquo;re signed up it works with all your existing accounts (Twitter, email) rather than being a separate repository. </p><p>What tweets would you like to archive? Here are some ifttt recipes for archiving <a href="http://ifttt.com/recipes/25062">all your own tweets</a>, <a href="http://ifttt.com/recipes/25063">anytime you&rsquo;re mentioned on Twitter</a>, and <a href="http://ifttt.com/tasks/812474">anything you favorite on Twitter</a>. Once you have those running, set anything matching this <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=action@ifttt.com&amp;subject=%22twitter+archive%22">Gmail filter</a> to skip the inbox. There you go. You just rolled your own Twitter archive in less than 5 minutes. </p><p>Now with the past taken care of, how do we make our current use of Twitter better?</p>











 
 
 
	

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 <p><big>The Ghost of Twitter Present</big></p><p><em>&ldquo;Spirit, tell me if @TinyTim will live.&rdquo;<br />&ldquo;I see a vacant tweet in a poor application, a username without an owner, carefully preserved. If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future, the child will be blocked.&rdquo;</em></p><p>Having too much stuff on Twitter to read is a good problem to have, and an easy one to solve. iOS users have especially good options in <a href="http://www.instapaper.com/extras">Instapaper</a>, <a href="http://www.readability.com/apps">Readability</a>, and <a href="http://readitlaterlist.com/apps/">Read It Later</a>, all of which have their reading list functionality built into popular Twitter clients as well as standalone reading apps. A more independent and operating system agnostic choice is <a href="http://pinboard.in/">Pinboard</a> which allows you to connect your Twitter account directly to the service rather than having to use a specific, intermediary Twitter app. Once connected, any favorited tweet will automatically have its link added to your reading list. </p><p>But, for suffers of Not Another Thing syndrome, the Ghost of Twitter Present directs us back to ifttt. If you use any of the 27 applications that work with Twitter, then it&rsquo;ll be easy to roll your own read it later task thinger. Otherwise we&rsquo;ll lean on ye ole reliable email to function as our reading list manager. Here are recipes to have your <a href="http://ifttt.com/recipes/25077">Twitter favorites sent to your email</a> and <a href="http://ifttt.com/recipes/25078">any tweet with a link by someone you follow</a> sent to your email. Use this <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=action@ifttt.com&amp;subject=%22twitter+favorite%22">Gmail filter</a> for favs &amp; this <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=action@ifttt.com&amp;subject=%22twitter+link+from+a+friend%22">Gmail filter for link tweets</a> to wrangle them; having those tweets hit your inbox but be marked as read is probably the way to go. The downside of using ifttt as a read it later service is that, since it doesn&rsquo;t unroll Twitter&rsquo;s t.co links, searching can be more difficult and brittle. The upside is that it&rsquo;s easier to give a hat tip to whoever linked you to the item since their tweet is right along side the link in the email.</p>






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<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 11:57:31 -0400</pubDate>
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&#x3C;big&#x3E;The Ghost of Twitter Past&#x3C;/big&#x3E;

&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x26;ldquo;Who, and what are you?&#x26;rdquo; 
&#x26;ldquo;I am the Ghost of Twitter Past.&#x26;rdquo;
&#x26;ldquo;Long Past?&#x26;rdquo;
&#x26;ldquo;No. Your past.&#x26;rdquo;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;

I&#x26;rsquo;m sure some consider Twitter&#x26;rsquo;s gnat-like memory a feature rather than a bug but, like Ebenezer Scrooge, there&#x26;rsquo;s a lot to be gained by examining the past. So let us travel back. Back to your earliest tweets that we can find. Three thousand and two hundred tweets ago. 

Why 3200 tweets? It&#x26;rsquo;s an &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://dev.twitter.com/docs/things-every-developer-should-know&#x22;&#x3E;artificial limit put in place by the Twitter API&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. If you want to go back further than that, you&#x26;rsquo;ll have to speak to someone at the &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blogs.loc.gov/loc/2010/04/how-tweet-it-is-library-acquires-entire-twitter-archive/&#x22;&#x3E;Library of Congress&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. 

If you&#x26;rsquo;re just looking for a Twitter search that lets you go back further than a week I suggest &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://snapbird.org/&#x22;&#x3E;SnapBird&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. It allows you to do quick searches of a person&#x26;rsquo;s timeline without even logging in to Twitter. If you do authenticate your account, you can search across all of your friends&#x26;rsquo; tweets at once. 

Maybe search isn&#x26;rsquo;t enough for you, though, and you want to start taking the archiving of your tweets into your own hands. One great way to do this is to create a robust personal database of all your activity on Twitter, using &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://expertlabs.org/2011/12/php-fog-adds-free-thinkup-hosting.html&#x22;&#x3E;ThinkUp and PHP Fog&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. You&#x26;rsquo;ll not only start archiving all of your tweets and favs from this point forward, but your 3.2k most recent tweets as well. It is a bit technical to set up, but there are &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://expertlabs.org/2011/12/php-fog-adds-free-thinkup-hosting.html&#x22;&#x3E;instructions and a walkthrough vid&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, as well as &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://thinkupapp.com/docs/troubleshoot/common.html&#x22;&#x3E;an FAQ&#x3C;/a&#x3E; that should have you up and running inside half an hour. 

But, hey, maybe you don&#x26;rsquo;t want to bother archiving all your tweets in a separate database. I know I tend to suffer from Not Another Thing syndrome, and would prefer to leverage my existing applications. The Ghost of Twitter Past suggests you at least archive the tweets that are important to you in a program you already use: Email. 

We&#x26;rsquo;ll use a wonderful little application called &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://ifttt.com/wtf&#x22;&#x3E;If This Then That&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, a service that automates tasks online, to pipe all your important tweets to your email account where they&#x26;rsquo;ll be auto archived. Unlike signing up for PHP Fog and ThinkUp, ifttt is just a behind-the-scenes middle man. Once you&#x26;rsquo;re signed up it works with all your existing accounts (Twitter, email) rather than being a separate repository. 

What tweets would you like to archive? Here are some ifttt recipes for archiving &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://ifttt.com/recipes/25062&#x22;&#x3E;all your own tweets&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://ifttt.com/recipes/25063&#x22;&#x3E;anytime you&#x26;rsquo;re mentioned on Twitter&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, and &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://ifttt.com/tasks/812474&#x22;&#x3E;anything you favorite on Twitter&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. Once you have those running, set anything matching this &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=action@ifttt.com&#x26;amp;subject=%22twitter+archive%22&#x22;&#x3E;Gmail filter&#x3C;/a&#x3E; to skip the inbox. There you go. You just rolled your own Twitter archive in less than 5 minutes. 

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    <media:description type="html">&#x3C;big&#x3E;The Ghost of Twitter Present&#x3C;/big&#x3E;

&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x26;ldquo;Spirit, tell me if @TinyTim will live.&#x26;rdquo;
&#x26;ldquo;I see a vacant tweet in a poor application, a username without an owner, carefully preserved. If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future, the child will be blocked.&#x26;rdquo;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;

Having too much stuff on Twitter to read is a good problem to have, and an easy one to solve. iOS users have especially good options in &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.instapaper.com/extras&#x22;&#x3E;Instapaper&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.readability.com/apps&#x22;&#x3E;Readability&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, and &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://readitlaterlist.com/apps/&#x22;&#x3E;Read It Later&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, all of which have their reading list functionality built into popular Twitter clients as well as standalone reading apps. A more independent and operating system agnostic choice is &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://pinboard.in/&#x22;&#x3E;Pinboard&#x3C;/a&#x3E; which allows you to connect your Twitter account directly to the service rather than having to use a specific, intermediary Twitter app. Once connected, any favorited tweet will automatically have its link added to your reading list. 

But, for suffers of Not Another Thing syndrome, the Ghost of Twitter Present directs us back to ifttt. If you use any of the 27 applications that work with Twitter, then it&#x26;rsquo;ll be easy to roll your own read it later task thinger. Otherwise we&#x26;rsquo;ll lean on ye ole reliable email to function as our reading list manager. Here are recipes to have your &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://ifttt.com/recipes/25077&#x22;&#x3E;Twitter favorites sent to your email&#x3C;/a&#x3E; and &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://ifttt.com/recipes/25078&#x22;&#x3E;any tweet with a link by someone you follow&#x3C;/a&#x3E; sent to your email. Use this &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=action@ifttt.com&#x26;amp;subject=%22twitter+favorite%22&#x22;&#x3E;Gmail filter&#x3C;/a&#x3E; for favs &#x26;amp; this &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=action@ifttt.com&#x26;amp;subject=%22twitter+link+from+a+friend%22&#x22;&#x3E;Gmail filter for link tweets&#x3C;/a&#x3E; to wrangle them; having those tweets hit your inbox but be marked as read is probably the way to go. The downside of using ifttt as a read it later service is that, since it doesn&#x26;rsquo;t unroll Twitter&#x26;rsquo;s t.co links, searching can be more difficult and brittle. The upside is that it&#x26;rsquo;s easier to give a hat tip to whoever linked you to the item since their tweet is right along side the link in the email.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">&#x3C;big&#x3E;The Ghost of Twitter Present Part 2: Oh Shut Up&#x3C;/big&#x3E;

And for all those annoying tweets filling your feed that you wish you never have to see again? 
Enter: muting. 

Any third party Twitter client worth its salt has muting. The two Twitter applications I use, Plume for Android and YoruFukurou for Mac, offer 3 flavors of muting: by user, by keyword, and by application.

Muting by application is great for people who auto-post a lot of stuff from other applications but whose tweets otherwise interest you. I&#x26;rsquo;ve never seen an interesting tweet posted from Foursquare &#x26;mdash; and I&#x26;rsquo;ll never have the chance to either, because that app is muted in both of the Twitter apps I use. 

Muting by keyword is great to avoid topics you have no interested in. Linsanity was driving me insane (not linsane, that is not a thing) until I muted it. Any tweets that use muted words or hashtags never appear in my timeline. 

The sticky wicket is muting a person entirely. Maybe your friends really love retweeting a mutual friend who you dislike. You could block them, but you might not want to let your disinterest in that person keep them from following you or alert them to how you feel. Or maybe you&#x26;rsquo;re following someone because you&#x26;rsquo;re friends in real life, so you don&#x26;rsquo;t want to unfollow them but the way they use Twitter drives you batty. Either way, muting the person is a great solution. 

However, you probably still want to be aware when this person mentions you on Twitter or sends you a direct message. So there are two ways to keep abreast of these interactions: one is, yep, ifttt and the other is Twitter&#x26;rsquo;s native email notifications. 

The upside to using Twitter&#x26;rsquo;s email notifications is richer emails with unwrapped links and not having to sign up for a separate service like ifttt if you haven&#x26;rsquo;t already. Though the downside is you may miss a notification here and there, as Twitter can be a bit capricious about sending email notifications for mentions, though all their other notifications appear comprehensive. If having unwrapped links is more important to you, then Twitter&#x26;rsquo;s notifications are the way to go &#x26;mdash; otherwise ifttt it is. 

If you want to go the native notification route, check your Twitter settings and make sure you at least have mentions and direct messages checked. Then &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=@postmaster.twitter.com&#x26;amp;hasnot=@loudmouth&#x22;&#x3E;use this Gmail filter&#x3C;/a&#x3E; to have anything that doesn&#x26;rsquo;t mention that person&#x26;rsquo;s username to skip the inbox. Just replace @loudmouth with the person you&#x26;rsquo;ve muted who you want to make sure to get notifications from. That way their tweet emails will hit your inbox. 

If you want to go the ifttt route, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://ifttt.com/recipes/25079&#x22;&#x3E;use this ifttt recipe&#x3C;/a&#x3E; to get emailed any mention of you &#x26;amp; &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=action@ifttt.com&#x26;amp;subject=%22twitter+mention%22&#x26;amp;hasnot=@loudmouth&#x22;&#x3E;use this Gmail filter&#x3C;/a&#x3E; to have any emails that match it skip the inbox, same as above. 

Do you want just some fav or retweets notifications to hit your inbox like, maybe, those from your Twitter crushes? Make sure those notifications are selected in your Twitter settings then use &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=@postmaster.twitter.com&#x26;amp;has=%22favorited+one+of+your+tweets%22&#x26;amp;hasnot=@crush1+@crush2+@crush3&#x22;&#x3E;this Gmail filter&#x3C;/a&#x3E; for favs and this &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=@postmaster.twitter.com&#x26;amp;has=%22retweeted+one+of+your+tweets%22&#x26;amp;hasnot=@crush1+@crush2+@crush3&#x22;&#x3E;Gmail filter for retweets&#x3C;/a&#x3E; to have anything matching that filter skip then inbox so that just those little love notes from your Twitter crushes will hit your inbox. 

So-and-so is now following you on Twitter! 95% of these are for bots and SEO spammers who you couldn&#x26;#39;t care less about. But one in twenty of your new followers is probably someone you would care to be informed is now following you. To be notified of only these interesting people, reselect follower email notifications in your Twitter settings then have everything that matches this &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=postmaster.twitter.com&#x26;amp;has=%22is+now+following+you+on+twitter%22&#x26;amp;hasnot=%22who+follow%22&#x22;&#x3E;Gmail filter&#x3C;/a&#x3E; skip the inbox. In Twitter&#x26;rsquo;s notification emails, anytime you and a new follower have mutual followers the bottom of the email says &#x26;ldquo;you follow # users who follow @someone, including&#x26;rdquo; so this &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=postmaster.twitter.com&#x26;amp;has=%22is+now+following+you+on+twitter%22&#x26;amp;hasnot=%22who+follow%22&#x22;&#x3E;Gmail filter&#x3C;/a&#x3E; has anything that doesn&#x26;rsquo;t include that sentence skip the inbox. So now, the only new follower email notifications you&#x26;rsquo;ll get about are for people who you have mutual friends in common with. 

And finally: direct messages. I like to have all of my direct messages hit my inbox. Usually they&#x26;#39;re something that needs quick attention and if I&#x26;#39;ve quit my Twitter app I want to make sure I get these messages in a timely fashion and email is the best way to ensure that. But if you&#x26;#39;d prefer not to get direct message email notifications from anyone except the people you&#x26;#39;ve muted, make sure direct message notifications are selected in your Twitter settings or use &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://ifttt.com/recipes/25084&#x22;&#x3E;this ifttt recipe&#x3C;/a&#x3E; and then use a Gmail filter (&#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=@postmaster.twitter.com&#x26;amp;has=%22sent+you+a+direct+message%22&#x26;amp;hasnot=@loudmouth&#x22;&#x3E;native&#x3C;/a&#x3E;/&#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#create-filter/from=action@ifttt.com&#x26;amp;subject=%22DM%20from%22&#x26;amp;hasnot=@loudmouth&#x22;&#x3E;ifttt&#x3C;/a&#x3E;) to have any direct message not from the person you&#x26;rsquo;ve muted skip the inbox. 

And you&#x26;rsquo;re done! It looks like a lot but these filters take less than 5 minutes to set up. And these tips work for more than just Gmail, Outlook has a powerful rules system that not many users take advantage of (but is not easily linkable like Gmail&#x26;rsquo;s filters hence my not doing it). 

Now that your timeline is streamlined and your inbox is informative, using Twitter shouldn&#x26;rsquo;t be troublesome. But what about moving beyond Twitter?</media:description>
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&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x26;ldquo;I am in the presence of the Ghost of Tweets Yet To Come?&#x26;rdquo;
The Spirit answered not, but pointed onward with its cursor.
&#x26;ldquo;You are about to show me shadows of the tweets that have not been tweeted, but will happen in the time before us, is that so, Spirit?&#x26;rdquo;
A new tab opened in his browser. That was the only answer he received.&#x3C;/em&#x3E;

Twitter is not a website or an application so much as a dumb pipe social network. Twitter doesn&#x26;rsquo;t always seem to know what&#x26;rsquo;s best for itself, as last year it angered both &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.marco.org/2011/03/20/why-the-quick-bar-dickbar-is-still-so-offensive&#x22;&#x3E;users&#x3C;/a&#x3E; and &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://fishbowl.pastiche.org/2011/03/12/dear_twitter/&#x22;&#x3E;developers&#x3C;/a&#x3E; with the clunky way it&#x26;rsquo;s tried to leverage its platform. But because its API is so extensive and third-party application support is so rich, a host of applications are being created that are, in some cases, only tangentially related to Twitter. 

There are a lot of interesting websites and applications doing things with tweets on the edges of the Twitter ecosystem. Sites like &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.witstream.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Witstream&#x3C;/a&#x3E; and &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://favstar.fm/&#x22;&#x3E;Favestar&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, for keeping up with comedian&#x26;rsquo;s best tweets, allow you to consume tweets more efficiently. &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://bufferapp.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Buffer&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, a tweet scheduler, allows you two produce tweets more efficiently. &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://storify.com&#x22;&#x3E;Storify&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, a WYSIWYG longform tweet builder, combines consumption and creation to let you create a narrative based on a series of tweets. And sites like &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.thisismyjam.com/&#x22;&#x3E;This Is My Jam&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, a music sharing service, use your Twitter log-in to bypass creating a new account and to auto-fill follower suggestions.

But my favorite next-gen Twitter application is probably &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://stellar.io/x/about&#x22;&#x3E;Stellar&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. 

Stellar takes pulls from variety of services including Twitter, Youtube, Vimeo, and Flickr. You can get a lot out of Stellar whether you use all or none of these services. It works by pulling in your favorites from the various services and aggregates them. You follow other people&#x26;rsquo;s favorites in flow, Stellar&#x26;rsquo;s version of a timeline or newsfeed. 

Because it&#x26;rsquo;s an easy way to passively share and discover a lot of stuff, Stellar is like the internet&#x26;rsquo;s backchannel. It&#x26;rsquo;s a social service with a lot of serendipity. 

&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.jarche.com/2012/03/serendipity-is-too-important-to-be-left-to-chance/&#x22;&#x3E;Serendipity is too important to be left to chance.&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;

When you retweet something on Twitter that&#x26;rsquo;s active sharing, telling your followers &#x26;ldquo;I want you to see this.&#x26;rdquo; Favoriting something, while public, doesn&#x26;rsquo;t show up in the timeline and isn&#x26;rsquo;t often viewed by others so it ends up being used different ways by different people. Either as bookmarking as we did above, as a kudos to a Twitter crush, or, as in the case of Stellar, sharing on a service outside of Twitter. 

Because of this secondary, multi-purpose favoriting on Twitter you get a much bigger mix of items on Stellar. Someone who only tweets about politics on Twitter you might find favorites not only politics but also a lot of cat videos and off-color jokes on Stellar. 

Unlike email, RSS readers, and many Twitter clients, Stellar has no unread count. From follower counts to likes of an item, all the totals are kept in vague terms (e.g. few, dozens, bunches), partially due to limits of the API, partially intentionally. As Stellar&#x26;rsquo;s one man dev team Jason Kottke quipped, &#x26;ldquo;You cannot be the mayor of Twitter favoriting.&#x26;ldquo; 

&#x3C;em&#x3E;He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Twitter well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as @TinyTim observed, @jack bless us, everyone!&#x3C;/em&#x3E;</media:description>
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 <p><em>The Internet is really really great (for porn). I&#39;ve got a fast connection so I don&#39;t have to wait (for porn). There&#39;s always some new site (for porn). I browse all day and night (for porn). It&#39;s like I&#39;m surfing at the speed of light (for porn).</em></p><p>Unlike <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiFD6EFVsTg">puppets in a musical</a>, pornography isn&rsquo;t something that&rsquo;s usually sung about so much as squirreled away. Ten years ago it was keeping magazines hidden under a bed, five years ago it was keeping files hidden on a hard drive, and now it&rsquo;s keeping URLs hidden in a browser. Modern porn hiding technology has come a long way from a craftily labeled cardboard box or a cleverly nested computer folder. </p><p><big>Keep It Secret. Keep It Safe.</big> </p><p>If Google Chrome is your main web browser then you&rsquo;re probably familiar with <a href="http://support.google.com/chrome/bin/answer.py?hl=en&amp;answer=95464">Chrome&rsquo;s incognito mode</a>. Using an incognito mode for porn is like using condoms when having sex. It&rsquo;s an easy, one-off, over-the-counter way to protect yourself so that you don&rsquo;t have to worry about cookies or the browser history. </p><p>What is it?</p><blockquote><p>Pages you view in this window won&#39;t appear in your browser history or search history, and they won&#39;t leave other traces, like cookies, on your computer after you close all open incognito windows.</p></blockquote><p>Google originally pitched incognito mode as a way to surreptitiously shop for gifts. Right. Because you don&rsquo;t want your significant other to find out that you&rsquo;ve been browsing for hardcore, Asian, crackle-enamel vases. </p><p>Yes, if you think Chrome&rsquo;s incognito mode seems tailor-made for porn, then you wouldn&rsquo;t be the only one. This <a href="http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/Chrome/thread?tid=741e43d8f080c213&amp;hl=en">Google support thread</a> of people asking for an option to disable incognito mode is akin to people who call for abstinence-only sex education. Not having a private browsing mode won&rsquo;t keep kids (or anyone else) from looking at porn--it just means they&rsquo;d be doing it in a less safe way. And for LGBT kids with conservative parents, there can be more at stake than just embarrassment if their porn habits are found out. </p><p>Chrome isn&rsquo;t the only browser to offer this sort of stealth feature. All modern browsers have some sort of privacy mode. Internet Explorer calls theirs InPrivate. Firefox, Opera, and Safari simply call it Private Browsing. Although, importantly, Safari&rsquo;s is less private than others because it still allows cookies. </p><p>But it&rsquo;s not just the browser that records the sites you go to. Your Google account also tracks what searches you do and websites you click through on and stores them in a <a href="https://www.google.com/history/welcome?hl=en">web history</a>. Even in incognito mode, your searches and clickthroughs <a href="http://www.google.com/url?q=http%3A%2F%2Fsupport.google.com%2Fchrome%2Fbin%2Fanswer.py%3Fhl%3Den%26answer%3D95464"><em>will</em> be stored</a> in your web history if you&rsquo;re logged in. Your web history can be cleaned up on a by-item basis, the same way your browser history can--you just have to remember to do it, otherwise these searches can turn up in autocompletes anywhere you&rsquo;re logged in. </p><p>Like the morning after pill, this sort of history expunging takes care of the big problem--but stored histories are only the most visible trace of where you&rsquo;ve been. Cookies, local shared objects (flash cookies), and scripts are even more pernicious at keeping tabs on you. </p><p>As Alexis Madrigal recently detailed in a lengthy article for The Atlantic, there are <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/02/im-being-followed-how-google-151-and-104-other-companies-151-are-tracking-me-on-the-web/253758/">dozens if not hundreds of companies</a> tracking you on the web and almost no way to stop them. While private browsing modes do block cookies there are still malicious scripts, ads, and redirects to worry about. </p><p>Even people into exhibitionism would probably be uncomfortable at the long gaze Big Brother has into your bedroom. So what&rsquo;s the solution? Sandbox it. Set it free. Send it to a farm upstate where it can run around all day in a beautiful meadow with all the other porn. </p><p>AKA, make a dedicated porn browser. </p><p><big>There Can Be Only One</big></p><p>If Chrome is your main browser and you want to keep using it for porn, you should download <a href="http://tools.google.com/dlpage/chromesxs">Chrome Canary</a>. Canary was designed to be a side-by-side installation with regular Chrome so web developers could test things in a functionally separate browser. Since Canary is independent that means it keeps its own bookmarks, history, and cookies, making it effectively incognito from anyone who only uses regular Chrome on the same computer.</p><p>One of the downsides of Canary-as-porn-browser is that since it was designed to be an experimental browser for developers to bang away on, it can break unexpectedly.</p><p>If you don&rsquo;t like the idea of your porn browser suddenly deciding not to work one day then you should choose a browser that is stable, highly customizable, and, most importantly, one that no one who borrows your computer would ever use voluntarily. I&rsquo;m of course referring to <a href="http://www.opera.com/">Opera</a>.</p><p>Opera: When You Think Porn, Think Opera<br />Opera: Choosy Porn Watchers Choose Opera<br />Opera: The Browser That Really Makes Porn Sing</p><p>Those new to Opera will be pleased to see that several of Chrome&rsquo;s best UI touches were borrowed from Opera. But whichever browser you pick there are a few commonalities. </p><p>The first rule of having a dedicated porn browser is you do not tell anyone you have a dedicated porn browser. That means don&rsquo;t pin it to the OSX dock or the Windows start menu. Your porn habits won&rsquo;t be incognito for long if people borrowing your computer get curious about what that prominent red O is. </p><p>The second rule of having a dedicated porn browser is you do not tell anyone you have a dedicated porn browser. Don&rsquo;t cross the streams. Save quick Gmail checks for browsers where you don&rsquo;t mind Google peeking in on your search history. </p><p>The third rule of having a dedicated porn browser is keep the browser simple, stupid. Unlike your main web browser, where cookies and such can have their uses, porn sites are much more likely to be malicious so a porn browser should be stripped bare. No cookies, no pop-ups, no ads, no scripts. Opera allows for a lot of control over plug-ins and scripts out of the box but you should still consider installing an extension like <a href="http://tools.google.com/dlpage/chromesxs">NoAds Advanced</a> that offers more fine grained control, especially for Windows users where viruses are a concern. </p><p>The upside, of course, is the ability to personalize the browser--from local bookmark storage to remembering passwords to customizing extensions. </p><p>While convenient and relatively secure, there are reasons you might not want to use a separate, dedicated porn browser: you&rsquo;re not the primary user of the computer, you want to keep things as hidden as possible, you don&rsquo;t have many bookmarks or personalizations, you don&rsquo;t feel the need to extensively block ads/scripts. Or maybe you just want to keep things simple and not muck about with two browsers. </p><p><big>Coming To The Cloud</big></p><p>We&rsquo;re going to go back to our friend, the private browsing mode, but also add in some cloud-level personalization. Trying to subsist on a diet consisting solely of Chrome&rsquo;s incognito mode is bulimic, since you&rsquo;re constantly binging and purging. Having a web account or two to help discover or store links will give you a more balanced porn diet. </p><p>In a <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5887838/please-stop-making-more-pinterests">recent Gizmodo article</a>, Mat Honan pointed out an as-yet-unlaunched Pinterest for Porn called <a href="http://www.sinterest.com/">Sinterest</a>. Though that&rsquo;s a bit misleading, as all Sinterest purports to be is a bookmarking site rather than a sharing community. If bookmarking a few favorite porn sites is what you&rsquo;re looking for, both Pinboard and Delicious allow private link storing. While it&rsquo;s not free like Delicious, Pinboard is probably the better choice because of its <a href="http://blog.pinboard.in/2010/11/bookmark_archives_that_don_t/">great archiving capabilities</a> (for an additional fee) and <a href="http://pinboard.in/tos/">especially strong terms of service</a> in support of privacy and anonymity.</p>











 
 
 
	

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 <p>If you don&rsquo;t want to porn alone and are looking for the sharing or discovery that would come with a Pinterest for Porn then your best bets are StumbleUpon and Tumblr. Yes, both of these mainstream sites have active porn communities--a fact, unsurprisingly, that neither company advertises. But porn had been discoverable from both sites&rsquo; directories until they were reprogrammed not to display it. Like those wanting to disable Chrome incognito, though, obscuring porn on these sites has not deterred people. Tumblr has <a href="http://gawker.com/5843915/the-porn-and-spam-behind-tumblrs-meteoric-rise">dozens if not hundreds</a> of erotica sites and StumbleUpon has 143,000 people who stumble pornography, one of several x-rated interests. </p><p>Protect yourself: practice safe porn. Out of sight, out of mind, out of browser history.</p><p><em>I&#39;m glad we have this new technology which gives us untold opportunity. From your own desktop you can research, browse and shop until you&#39;ve had enough and you&#39;re ready to stop. For porn.</em></p>






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    <media:description type="html">&#x3C;em&#x3E;The Internet is really really great (for porn). I&#x26;#39;ve got a fast connection so I don&#x26;#39;t have to wait (for porn). There&#x26;#39;s always some new site (for porn). I browse all day and night (for porn). It&#x26;#39;s like I&#x26;#39;m surfing at the speed of light (for porn).&#x3C;/em&#x3E;

Unlike &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiFD6EFVsTg&#x22;&#x3E;puppets in a musical&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, pornography isn&#x26;rsquo;t something that&#x26;rsquo;s usually sung about so much as squirreled away. Ten years ago it was keeping magazines hidden under a bed, five years ago it was keeping files hidden on a hard drive, and now it&#x26;rsquo;s keeping URLs hidden in a browser. Modern porn hiding technology has come a long way from a craftily labeled cardboard box or a cleverly nested computer folder. 

&#x3C;big&#x3E;Keep It Secret. Keep It Safe.&#x3C;/big&#x3E; 

If Google Chrome is your main web browser then you&#x26;rsquo;re probably familiar with &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://support.google.com/chrome/bin/answer.py?hl=en&#x26;amp;answer=95464&#x22;&#x3E;Chrome&#x26;rsquo;s incognito mode&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. Using an incognito mode for porn is like using condoms when having sex. It&#x26;rsquo;s an easy, one-off, over-the-counter way to protect yourself so that you don&#x26;rsquo;t have to worry about cookies or the browser history. 

What is it?

&#x3C;blockquote&#x3E;Pages you view in this window won&#x26;#39;t appear in your browser history or search history, and they won&#x26;#39;t leave other traces, like cookies, on your computer after you close all open incognito windows.&#x3C;/blockquote&#x3E;

Google originally pitched incognito mode as a way to surreptitiously shop for gifts. Right. Because you don&#x26;rsquo;t want your significant other to find out that you&#x26;rsquo;ve been browsing for hardcore, Asian, crackle-enamel vases. 

Yes, if you think Chrome&#x26;rsquo;s incognito mode seems tailor-made for porn, then you wouldn&#x26;rsquo;t be the only one. This &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/Chrome/thread?tid=741e43d8f080c213&#x26;amp;hl=en&#x22;&#x3E;Google support thread&#x3C;/a&#x3E; of people asking for an option to disable incognito mode is akin to people who call for abstinence-only sex education. Not having a private browsing mode won&#x26;rsquo;t keep kids (or anyone else) from looking at porn--it just means they&#x26;rsquo;d be doing it in a less safe way. And for LGBT kids with conservative parents, there can be more at stake than just embarrassment if their porn habits are found out. 

Chrome isn&#x26;rsquo;t the only browser to offer this sort of stealth feature. All modern browsers have some sort of privacy mode. Internet Explorer calls theirs InPrivate. Firefox, Opera, and Safari simply call it Private Browsing. Although, importantly, Safari&#x26;rsquo;s is less private than others because it still allows cookies. 

But it&#x26;rsquo;s not just the browser that records the sites you go to. Your Google account also tracks what searches you do and websites you click through on and stores them in a &#x3C;a href=&#x22;https://www.google.com/history/welcome?hl=en&#x22;&#x3E;web history&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. Even in incognito mode, your searches and clickthroughs &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.google.com/url?q=http%3A%2F%2Fsupport.google.com%2Fchrome%2Fbin%2Fanswer.py%3Fhl%3Den%26answer%3D95464&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;will&#x3C;/em&#x3E; be stored&#x3C;/a&#x3E; in your web history if you&#x26;rsquo;re logged in. Your web history can be cleaned up on a by-item basis, the same way your browser history can--you just have to remember to do it, otherwise these searches can turn up in autocompletes anywhere you&#x26;rsquo;re logged in. 

Like the morning after pill, this sort of history expunging takes care of the big problem--but stored histories are only the most visible trace of where you&#x26;rsquo;ve been. Cookies, local shared objects (flash cookies), and scripts are even more pernicious at keeping tabs on you. 

As Alexis Madrigal recently detailed in a lengthy article for The Atlantic, there are &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/02/im-being-followed-how-google-151-and-104-other-companies-151-are-tracking-me-on-the-web/253758/&#x22;&#x3E;dozens if not hundreds of companies&#x3C;/a&#x3E; tracking you on the web and almost no way to stop them. While private browsing modes do block cookies there are still malicious scripts, ads, and redirects to worry about. 

Even people into exhibitionism would probably be uncomfortable at the long gaze Big Brother has into your bedroom. So what&#x26;rsquo;s the solution? Sandbox it. Set it free. Send it to a farm upstate where it can run around all day in a beautiful meadow with all the other porn. 

AKA, make a dedicated porn browser. 

&#x3C;big&#x3E;There Can Be Only One&#x3C;/big&#x3E;

If Chrome is your main browser and you want to keep using it for porn, you should download &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://tools.google.com/dlpage/chromesxs&#x22;&#x3E;Chrome Canary&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. Canary was designed to be a side-by-side installation with regular Chrome so web developers could test things in a functionally separate browser. Since Canary is independent that means it keeps its own bookmarks, history, and cookies, making it effectively incognito from anyone who only uses regular Chrome on the same computer.

One of the downsides of Canary-as-porn-browser is that since it was designed to be an experimental browser for developers to bang away on, it can break unexpectedly.

If you don&#x26;rsquo;t like the idea of your porn browser suddenly deciding not to work one day then you should choose a browser that is stable, highly customizable, and, most importantly, one that no one who borrows your computer would ever use voluntarily. I&#x26;rsquo;m of course referring to &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.opera.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Opera&#x3C;/a&#x3E;.

Opera: When You Think Porn, Think Opera
Opera: Choosy Porn Watchers Choose Opera
Opera: The Browser That Really Makes Porn Sing

Those new to Opera will be pleased to see that several of Chrome&#x26;rsquo;s best UI touches were borrowed from Opera. But whichever browser you pick there are a few commonalities. 

The first rule of having a dedicated porn browser is you do not tell anyone you have a dedicated porn browser. That means don&#x26;rsquo;t pin it to the OSX dock or the Windows start menu. Your porn habits won&#x26;rsquo;t be incognito for long if people borrowing your computer get curious about what that prominent red O is. 

The second rule of having a dedicated porn browser is you do not tell anyone you have a dedicated porn browser. Don&#x26;rsquo;t cross the streams. Save quick Gmail checks for browsers where you don&#x26;rsquo;t mind Google peeking in on your search history. 

The third rule of having a dedicated porn browser is keep the browser simple, stupid. Unlike your main web browser, where cookies and such can have their uses, porn sites are much more likely to be malicious so a porn browser should be stripped bare. No cookies, no pop-ups, no ads, no scripts. Opera allows for a lot of control over plug-ins and scripts out of the box but you should still consider installing an extension like &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://tools.google.com/dlpage/chromesxs&#x22;&#x3E;NoAds Advanced&#x3C;/a&#x3E; that offers more fine grained control, especially for Windows users where viruses are a concern. 

The upside, of course, is the ability to personalize the browser--from local bookmark storage to remembering passwords to customizing extensions. 

While convenient and relatively secure, there are reasons you might not want to use a separate, dedicated porn browser: you&#x26;rsquo;re not the primary user of the computer, you want to keep things as hidden as possible, you don&#x26;rsquo;t have many bookmarks or personalizations, you don&#x26;rsquo;t feel the need to extensively block ads/scripts. Or maybe you just want to keep things simple and not muck about with two browsers. 

&#x3C;big&#x3E;Coming To The Cloud&#x3C;/big&#x3E;

We&#x26;rsquo;re going to go back to our friend, the private browsing mode, but also add in some cloud-level personalization. Trying to subsist on a diet consisting solely of Chrome&#x26;rsquo;s incognito mode is bulimic, since you&#x26;rsquo;re constantly binging and purging. Having a web account or two to help discover or store links will give you a more balanced porn diet. 

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