Makeshift Massage Tables: Don’t Try This At Home!
At-home massages have taken place for as long as history has been documented. People have always tried to save money on materials and services by doing it themselves, or cutting corners.
1. Picnic Table
MATERIALS: N/A
COST OF MATERIALS: N/A
A picnic table could be used for quick stretches and an immediate sports massage to relieve pain, but it could also give the recipient slivers and ant bites. This makeshift massage table is not recommended because a user could never be certain of the strength of a given picnic table.
2. Heavy Portable Table
MATERIALS:
• Upholstery Foam
• Tacks
• Hinges
• Ply Wood
• Wood Glue
COST OF MATERIALS: $200
TIME: 1 Year
The creator of this homemade massage table admittedly spent more than a year developing the first version of his product. He later cut the necessary time down to a year-flat, which means that you could make this monstrosity in just twelve months.
3. Soft, Importable Table
MATERIALS:
• Carpet Padding
• 2×4 Wood
• Gray Paint
COST OF MATERIALS: $50
While this mammoth homemade table looks semi-professional, it doesn’t offer any portability or comfort to the massage recipient. This table requires special equipment like neck and knee supports, as well as lumbar support.
4. Card Table
MATERIALS:
• Card Table
• Quilt Matting
• Fabric
COST OF MATERIALS: $250
$250 would buy the materials for a homemade table that is literally a folding table. It’s unfathomable that someone would pay to re-create this design, which looks as uncomfortable as lying down across a kitchen table.
5. Baby Belly Cutout Table
MATERIALS:
• Thick, Dense Foam
• Plastic-Coated Fabric
• 2×4 Wood
COST OF MATERIALS: $300
While homemade table designs for prenatal massages used to be necessary, they are no longer the norm. Tables like this one (that has no support for a future mother’s head) should scare prospective clients.
6. Lightweight Table Only for Lightweights
MATERIALS:
• Wood Slats
• 9mm Thick Plywood
• Foam Rubber
• Quilt Matting
COST OF MATERIALS: $180
Clearly a sleek design that feels IKEA-made, this table does have professional attributes. However, the exposed nails and hinges should give potential customers pause.
7. Front Room Massage
MATERIALS:
• Coffee Table
• Pillows
• Towels
COST OF MATERIALS: N/A
It’s understandable that a massage therapist might go on vacation to visit family without his or her massage table. In those cases, making an ottoman/pillow table for your kid sister makes sense. However, massaging anyone on a slippery and unsecured surface could lead to injuries and additional pain. Consider the possible outcomes before using this table idea.
8. Floor Board Glamour Table
MATERIALS:
• Air Mattress or Roll-Out
• Pillows
• Towels
COST OF MATERIALS: $50
Thin yoga mats, blow up mattresses, and roll-out padding are all fine surfaces for stretching, but for a massage they lack the glamour that a recipient wants. Never use a massage surface that doesn’t afford the recipient adequate back and neck support; not even if you’re giving the massage for free.
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