And it’s spelled Maxim.

#5: Please, tell us what sex will be like by the year 2000!

Okay, you know there’s a reason why there aren’t many photos of black women eating watermelon, right?

#9: Hats *do* keep in heat. The myth is that “most” of your body heat escapes from your head. That is not true.

Thank you! Mesmerising indeed. Just one question — why were there no women in Petticoat Lane?

Somebody give that girl a sandwich.

Think of all the work in high school, all the work in college, making it to the pros … only to blow it now. WTF.

I detect sarcasm …

Aladdin and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev — separated at birth?

26. You have to pee. ALL the time.

No. 4 (the egg one) totally makes sense, if you live in the U.K. and you say it with a British accent.

Did you even read the article? Or look at the picture?!? It’s in Choctaw! Obviously, they have no native word for “chapter,” so they borrowed the English word.

Classic cop response: “Dispatch, suspect has amnesia, he does not know who he is.”

Clean up yer potty mouth, dude. People take their kids to ball games.

I deny that.

This is soooo British.

Congratulations, you have found the worst picture of Jim Parsons ever.

That Fannie Tucker sure is a hard-working writer.

Well, if WWD called something an instant classic, it must be true. It’s not as if they get anything out of boosting the fashion industry or anything.