The Asylum's newest pile o' crap features a bridge-hungry shark, a giant octopus, Debbie Gibson, and Lorenzo Lamas.

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1. The Asylum’s Website

No, it's not a push mower. It's called the Legway, and it's going to completely change how Victorian cities are built.

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Link: http://www.robotmonkey.net/The%20Robo...

Drunken robot monkey fight! If you're in New York on April 18, 2009, you can get drunk and watch robot monkeys fight it out. It's like an interactive Michael Bay movie.

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I never want to work in this warehouse. Lots of guy screaming, getting crushed, losing limbs, and catching fire.

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That devious Myposian was the first person to Rickroll anyone. [ Editor's Note : This excellent find by BuzzFeed reader Spanno is partially just an excuse for some long-overdue Perfect Strangers nostalgia, but it's obviously also extremely significant historically as what may be the first recorded instance of the live Rickroll.]

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1. Balki on Encyclopedia Dramatica (Site is NSFW)

Uncle Sam vs. Polar Bear. No wonder polars bears are going extinct—Uncle Sam has been hunting them since the 50's.

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I got him to slink along to 7.3.

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Link: http://www.carlustblog.com/2008/10/ri...

Pretend to be James Bond. Sure, the top speed underwater is only 2mph, but it'll do 75 on the ground and tail is all but assured.

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Link: http://www.wagreflex.com/2008/10/dog-...

From Oscar the Grouch to the “Wizars of Oz”, people are putting a lot of effort into their pet's costumes.

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Link: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/...

In doing so, Sgt. Steve Brody of the Morrisville State College University Police also defined “irony” and “stereotype”.

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Our national bacon obsession has officially gone too far.

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Link: http://www.aldenteblog.com/2008/10/fa...

It’s as big as a football, weighs six pounds, costs $25, and contains every conceivable menu option. The Big Fat Ugly is the flagship sandwich of Fat Sandwich Company. It’s free if you finish it in 15 minutes—a feat only 70 people have accomplished.

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1. Fat Sandwich Chooses Champaign for Second Location
2. Fat Sandwich Company Opening Second Location
3. Discuss: Fat Sandwich Company’s “Big Fat Ugly”

Link: http://www.plantsense.com/

Who knew planting could be high-tech? The EasyBloom will tell you why your plants are dying and which plants will grow best in a certain area. It's like a robot botanist.

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Link: http://www.amazon.com/gp/blog/post/PL...

Get your tongue loosened up. You'll soon be closer to forming the ultimate Kiss cover (Rock) band. A 3/4 replica of Gene Simmons' axe guitar wil be available for Rock Band and Guitar Hero in November. Sorry Xboxers, it's only for PlayStation and Wii.

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Link: http://www.baconnaise.com/

What do you get when you mix the flavor of bacon with the arterial-clogging power of mayonnaise? You get a highly-addictive substance called Baconnaise—the perfect addition to your BLT and a great excuse for rapid weight gain.

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