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  • ☁Spam Of God☁ a year ago

    Let’s deconstruct this:
    Obama’s position apparently could not get gayer, and yet he hasn’t come forth with a plan to ban all marriage BUT gay marriage (which would be the gayest possible position, unless he added an addendum specifying leather chaps for grooms and UPS uniforms for brides) He accepts straight marriage and also gay marriage, equally, so he has the most inoffensive possible position. Being less offensive is not the same as being “more gay”, rather it is better described as being “less of a dick”. Clearly Rand Paul prefers for Obama to be more of a dick. Therefore we can only conclude from this that Rand Paul likes dicks.

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