1. Al Gore
If right-wing politicians won’t heed Al’s warnings about Manbearpig (half-man, half-bearpig) then you can kiss our planet goodbye.
2. Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise locked himself in a closet. What Would
JesusL. Ron Hubbard Do?
3. Russell Crowe
A man dedicated to busting guts delivers gut-busting laughter in this testosterone-fueled cameo.
4. Paris Hilton
One day in South Park may be the only thing more obscene than One Night In Paris for Paris Hilton.
5. Michael Jackson
It may be uncouth to make fun of a dead celebrity, but I’m pretty sure you can still laugh at his cartoon likeness.
Stan’s Dad takes a giant crap. Bono is a giant piece of crap.
When Oprah’s vagina (aka Minge) and anus (aka Gary) conspire to get her fired, all hell (and anatomy) breaks loose.
8. Kanye West
Kanye uses his genius to solve the fish sticks equation. Duh.
9. Mel Gibson
Anti-semitism. Violence. The inane brain of Mel Gibson. It’s just another day in South Park…
10. Puff Daddy
P. Diddy vs. PETA. Mink becomes a casualty.