Kids these days are so fucking stupid. My kid acts like an idiot I’m beating that ass.

Publish their names, and let them catch the heat. If ever in their lifetime they face the terrible situation of being raped, we can call them drunk whores and say they were asking for it.

Like a big puppy

I want #10

I had the crazy dips candy. I was damn good

I don’t fucking think so.

Heard it for the first time on the Watchmen movie.

Spider version of: he wouldn’t quit nagging so I just did it.

What a dumb bitch… Maybe this will teach that fat ass to tip next time.

Like the printer lines on the first picture. Dope.