25 Steps To Becoming Black Out Drunk

Nothing like a good black out. (Note: you shouldn’t get black out drunk.)

1. 1. You and your friends are like…

2. 2. And you’re all like “last time I got black out was like 2 months ago”, so you’re thirsty, obviously

(2 days ago actually)

3. 3. The gang decides on this…

4. 4. And everyone’s like….

5. 5. You’re like…

6. 6. Then you hear about a party down the street so you don’t have to drive.. (or walk far)…

7. 7. It’s drinking time, but you forget the order of S.S.L (salt shot lime)

8. 8. You finally figure it out…

(and you’re really excited about it)

9. You and your friends agree…

10. 9. The rest of your pregaming crew starts showing up….

except they’re not that young… and no dinosaur heads, well maybe dinosaur heads.

11. 10. Then that one friend’s like…

12. 11. You’re like….

13. 12. You start going around to your pre game team like…

(8 plus 5 though)

14. 13. After the 4th round of pong you start thinking your opponents head is the cup

15. 14. A lot of this is happening too…

16. Maybe some of this if your FWB is there …

but probably not this hot, or gracious. Probably not happening at all actually.

17. 15. FINALLY someone’s like “UH, GUYS LETS GO TO THE PARTY”….

directing you out the door exactly like this

18. 16. Obviously you need one more shot…

19. 17. You have no idea where you are anymore…

20. 18. You get to the party and start pushing people down in search for the keg…

21. 19. You still have no idea where you are but you’re like ….

22. 20. Then some rando is like ….

go home

23. You’re like…

24. 21. Before you forget you sit on the counter and do this reenactment…

25. 22. The rest of your night is like this…

all black everything

26. 23. You wake up and all you can remember is screaming this at Denny’s…

27. 24. Embarrassment sets in, but you’re like…

“everyone makes mistakes”

29. 25. The rest of your day looks a lot like this…

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