1. The Constant Gardner
Ralph Fiennes plays a man who’ll be damned if he doesn’t weed that last dandelion and he doesn’t care what time it is.
2. Lesbian Vampire Killers
Ironically funny movie title idea proves to not be very funny, but has admittedly very attractive SEO.
3. Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium
Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium?
It’s the kind of title that makes you forget you’re a meth lord.
4. Fast Girls
They’re just so fast.
5. I Am Love
The sequel to “Can I haz cheeseburger.”
6. Titanic 2
Guys, please can we talk about this for just one second.
7. The Neverending Story
I think you’ll find it ends after 107 minutes, actually.
8. Die Hard 2: Die Harder
9. I Know Who Killed Me
Do not invite Lindsay Lohan to your Cluedo nights, she will ruin it.
10. Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
11. Freddy Got Fingered
Yes, yes. Very amusing. Now back to class, lunch time’s over.
If your sci-fi doesn’t sound sci-fi enough, add more Zs and Xs.
13. I Don’t Know How She Does It
I DON’T KNOW WHO’S TALKING TO ME.
14. Quantum of Solace
IMPORTANT OF WORDS.
15. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Shame the third film “I just remembered that I still know what you did last summer!” wasn’t as much of a roaring success.
It may be powerful and moving, but that is a STUPID PORTMANTEAU.
17. Half Past Dead
Look, it’s stupid enough as it is, but ‘dead’ doesn’t even rhyme with a number.