1. When many kinds of pâté were considered essential.
2. When they decided that students needed to take Champagne flutes to university.
3. When profiteroles and fancy cheese were ~essential~.
4. When they put "Perfect for Valentine's Day" next to an ovulation test.
Waitrose Essentials pregnancy test and an ovulation test
5. And when their idea of summer fun was condoms and back pain relief.
Summer Essentials in Waitrose
:/
6. When Guinea Fowl was a thing that people needed to regularly buy.
7. And actual pheasant.
8. When artichoke hearts were a vital thing that all people need to own.
9. When they went full Gwyneth Paltrow and opened a damn juice bar.
MUST POINT OUT THE FAB JUICE BAR @WAITROSE HORSHAM,Full of wonderful ingredients,that mop Free Radicals.Lisa Top Job
10. When they deemed vermicelli nests and orzo essential to everday life.
11. When they sold a three bird Christmas roast wrap inside a cracker.
12. When this was deemed an item that people would need.
13. When they decided that Pinot Grigio was for breakfast.
RT londonmini1: Waitrose customers breakfast essentials! You Don't get this at Tesco! @tesco
I mean, it is.