1. This place that served someone's nice dinner in a glass.
2. This restaurant that threw caution to the wind and completely deconstructed a bolognese.
You're going to love this: DECONSTRUCTED SPAG BOL, La Folie Douce, Val d'isere, €29 (@WeWantPlates)
Oh well, at least it's sort of on a plate.
3. This hipster place that tried to act like a shopping trolley was a normal receptacle for coleslaw.
4. And this place that served a prawn cocktail in a skip.
5. This restaurant that put a fry-up in a surgical tray.
Breakfast in a surgical tray. Beans in a glass. Bread on a #bumpaddle. Chef in a headlock. (Pic: @ThatDamnYank)
That's a surgical tray – you know, the thing the scissors go in before they cut you up.
6. And of course, literally every single restaurant that serves saucy food on a flat board.
It may not be as silly as some of the rest, but it is a MENACE.
7. This hipster restaurant that decided to brazenly slip a fruity meat bonanza into the dessert menu.
8. And this place that couldn't even be bothered to make a cheesecake.
9. This establishment that helpfully put the tables 1 foot below the chairs.
10. And this place that decided a barber's chair was the most practical place to sit to enjoy your food.
11. This place that thought it was OK to show a video of mince being made as ironic entertainment for diners.
I watched that on loop for two hours. It was terrible.
12. This restaurant that used a red onion as a table number holder.
13. This place that thinks a gross old tin can is a nice way to get a cocktail.
14. And this blasphemous place that decided to serve beer in a mason jar.
15. This place that decided the bathroom sinks needed to reflect the restaurant's organic urban farm aesthetic.
@WeWantPlates #WeWantSinks
16. And this place that decided the Dyson Airblade hand dryers in the bathroom needed to look more edgy.
17. This establishment that bashed a load of random wood together and called it a chair.
When can we stop pretending these are acceptable seats? #wewantchairs
Sort of OK to sit on if you're around a campfire, not really OK when you've dropped half a day's pay to drink cocktails out of an old tin mug.
18. This child-friendly hipster establishment that helpfully provided creepy Victorian restraints for kids.
19. And this restaurant that invented the hipsterest seat of all time.
