1. Because you can buy Pimm's from a teapot.
2. Because of this coffee menu.
3. And the loyalty cards for south London coffee shop "Fuckoffee".
4. Because people will not stop opening novelty pop-ups.
5. And seem to think this is a good idea.
6. Because this isn't even a joke.
7. Because fancy eggs are coming.
8. Even though they're already expensive enough.
Only in London could eggs be so overpriced..
9. Because an entrepreneur is crowdfunding Brew, a pub that serves only tea.
10. Because people keep converting toilets into cocktail bars.
11. And car parks.
12. Because you thought this place couldn't get any worse.
13. Because this parking space in Kensington costs more than a house in most of the country.
14. And this is what counts as "studio flat".
15. Because the mayor is literally a parody.
16. And the police officers look like this.
"It's an obscure bylaw, you won't have heard of it" #hipstercop
17. Because this isn't even that expensive for London.
Quite expensive this #London village! A pint of Peroni as witnessed here......
18. Because this is how much a cup of berries costs.
19. And this sausage, egg, and bacon sandwich costs £8.
20. Because these old jam jars of flowers cost £25.
21. And because this graffiti is just too accurate for words.
