1. Whoever was in charge of dating the artefacts in this museum.
2. Whoever couldn't be fucked to find out the name of this fruit.
3. The person who was meant to come up with a limerick and gave up after one line.
4. The copywriter who just couldn't be bothered to think of any reasons.
5. The person that couldn't be arsed to Google the word for the fork spoon combo.
6. Whoever decided on this horrendous festive wordplay.
.@Pringles HOW IS THIS A PUN. YOU COULD'VE HAD "PRINGLE BELLS" OR "MERRY CRISPMAS" YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
7. Whoever thought this would be a better pun than Tyrannosaurus Flex.
8. The person that missed out on this obvious pun.
9. The person behind this English breakfast, who didn't feel like Googling it.
10. The person who got told to make this sign, and accidentally made the most sarcastic thing ever.
11. Whoever decided on this display.
12. The school administrator who definitely couldn't be bothered to research acrostics.
13. This person who tried a bit, but not enough for the T.
14. And the person who didn't even know where to start.
15. Whoever tried to write this Christmas cracker joke.
16. When the Sunday Express couldn't really be arsed.
17. When this journalist didn't have time to find out what amphibious meant.
18. And when someone at the BBC couldn't be fucked with trying to subtitle Kanye West.
