Objective: Match the techno rhythms playing at chic fashion shows to prevent model Derek Zoolander from falling down as he walks the runway. All proceeds from successful shows go to support “The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.”
Objective: Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted – one moment – would you capture it or just let it slip? Help Eminem write the world’s greatest rap. The computer will evaluate your rhymes and give you a letter grade.
Objective: Collect as many gold coins as you can in the allotted time so you can afford an operation that will prevent you from turning into a baby.
Objective: In this wildlife simulation game, you must move to Alaska and blend in seamlessly with a group of 100 grizzly bears.
Objective: Help Benjamin Braddock avoid the sexual advances of Mrs. Robinson long enough to win the love of her daughter, Elaine.
Objective: Commit armed robberies so you’ll have enough cash to dance all night to dubstep music and collect party points at Florida’s coolest beach clubs. But be careful not to fall in with the wrong crowd or you might get sent home!
Objective: Help a confused, death-obsessed Harold get the attention of his detached mother and learn to appreciate the simple joys of life by building a relationship with the mysterious Maude.
Objective: After leading his team to the state title, Buddy the dog is looking for a new challenge. Help him battle against the baddest street ballers in the game for a chance to win $1 million in an international underground basketball tournament. Featuring cameos by NBA legends Shawn Kemp, Muggsy Bogues, and John Stockton.
Objective: Travel the world collecting branded artifacts to stock the shelves of Banksy’s newly opened Paris boutique. Can you find all 12 of the Zodiac Gems before time runs out? Featuring cameos from today’s hottest artists.
Objective: Challenge Amélie at a variety of public domain games, like chess, checkers, or backgammon.