#28. Seriously….a chees’a’dilla? What do you think quesadilla means? Disappointed. Otherwise yes to everything and into my tummy everything must go.

That Michael Caine impression… *swoon*

“My breasts would have been bigger but I had an eating disorder in year eight so they didn’t develop.”

I suddenly have to urge to watch Balto.

On the first day of my first retail job, someone pooped in a sock and left it in the dressing room, and later that day I got called a bitch by a screaming customer.