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    Seven Juices With More Sugar Than A Coke

    The USDA says parents should give their kids 100% juice instead of "soda and other sweet drinks" which "contain a lot of sugar and are high in calories." The USDA must not have done well in math class.

    "Soda has a lot of sugar unlike juice," said the USDA, apparently.

    1. Mott's Apple Juice? More like Calorie Juice

    2. Marvelous Mango, Marvelous Monosaccharides

    3. If It's Organic, It Must be Healthy, Right?

    4. Grape Juice, or Grape Sugar?

    5. The color drained out, but the calories stayed behind

    6. It's Tropical Delight, not Tropical Diet

    7. Even Vegetable Juice Couldn't Save this Blend

    Sources for sugar and caloric content of the beverages listed above are available here. Calculations in this post assumed a 12 oz serving size.