Can this please become a competition amongst actors for the best dramatic reading of this amazing material? Would love to see what Jane Lynch, Rebel Wilson, Jeremy Piven (duh), and/or Betty White (PLEASE!) could do with this.

It’s neither parody nor absurdly juvenile. He raps about utensils and “cooking” because he’s in the meth trade (or at least is familiar with it.)

Black Lively? Seriously? Come on, get it together.

“Found a guy who taped it *on* his VCR.” Or “with,” or “using,” plenty of choices. I know it’s Friday, but it can be better than this, right?

Should be “He is buried *in* Park Cemetery in Fairmount.” Sorry, but when these things are wrong I end up reading them in a cartoonish Russian accent. James deserves better than that.

Chart 1 looks like a penis.

This could have been a clever ad for real sugar in favor of Splenda, but alas.

This may have been intended as humor, but regardless, the faux-self-deprecating (in fact self-aggrandizing) cataloguing of hipster privilege in Brooklyn is icky. And is actually getting pretty boring to read in every other post on BF.

It’s because runway fashion isn’t about the women, it’s about the clothes. A waifish frame allows the clothes to hang the way the designer wants them to, especially for couture collections. It’s also cheaper, since couture fabrics are expensive - cheaper to make a size 0 dress than a size 12.

“bottom or a volcano or something.” On the art school post it was “You school…” above the first picture. Get it together, copy editors.