Damn, Peggy Wang. How did you manage to confuse sandals for dinner plates and a dog bed for a toddler bed? I expect an answer when I come back from eating my lunch off of a boot.

Her clothes are still ugly.

Is there a “Holy shit, stop!” button out there that I can borrow?

Two words: uncanny valley. ;~;

You know how sometimes they’ll show off how thick the Blizzard is by turning it upside down? Well, a couple of years ago, some lady decided to do it in the window of my cousin’s car. It must have been a hot day in Texas because that shit fell out.

Is it just me, or does Matt Smith look like a muppet?

Just because Sonic can make any shake, doesn’t mean that they should. There’s a Peanut Butter & Jelly and Bacon shake on the backside of the menu right now. I almost dropped my tots.

Wrong.  When most women look for clothes, We actually want to see what the clothing looks like without our shit falling out. Oh, and it’s also wonderful to see what it looks like with pants. I don’t plan on walking around half-naked in public, so pants are appreciated. For whatever reason, I associate the models above with the smell of a public bathroom. Nothing says “buy these clothes” like stale vagina and urine.

Absolutely perfect.

Buzzfeed, did you bring this many idiots together on purpose to exterminate them? How efficient.