I’m glad I’m old.
I’m glad I’m old.
Pint of Guinness. No. I am bud light through and through. Damn proud of my cheap, piss like beer. That’s right. I love bud light.
Sweet baby jesus…
“I hate girls!” things that little boy won’t be saying when he hits puberty. Haha this video is hilarious!
Nope. This is called nopeville on planet nevergoingthere. Nope. Just nope.
Number 10 is my biggest fear.
Good god almighty! Please let this be real!!!
This just made my day!
No, no, no. Mexico : Chilaquiles. Maybe a fried egg on the side.
Del taco and Mexican food should NEVER EVER NEVER EVER be in the same sentence. Ever. STOP IT.
So basically nowhere. Oh, being proposed to at a game is my dream proposal. Cold beer, my Angels, yes.
See, see, this is why I refuse to go out naturing aka going out in nature. I will stay in Anaheim where the only things that can kill me are gangs, cars and pollution.
Well damn, I’m pretty sure that I was wearing panties before I started reading this article. Now it seems like I’m missing them. Goddammit, I love me a ginger.
So how do I send this guy my number?
That’s OK! I’ll gladly take spike! Gimme spike!
I want to read these!!!…but it has become painfully clear, or not clear that I desperately need glasses. Sigh…someone read to me…
Sweet mercy. I need to be alone now…
Yes, I approve.
What?! No bud light!?! Oh, it tastes like water? Yeah, well I still like it.
#11, the soldier w/the cigarette in his mouth (no helmet), oh sweet baby jesus. Yes, please.
Yep. Surprisingly accurate. Not bad buzzfeed.
I’m creeped out. I’m also moving my cats water bowl.
Good. Lord. I’ve never watched rugby, but God bless tiny rugby shorts. God bless them.
Bonobo?! Who what is that?!
Stevie nicks. So much yes. Love it.
I lost my panties at the last gif. Holy sweet baby jesus.
Pizza is glorious, sometimes I feel like making love to it as well. Although I’ve never gone further than kissing it….and then shoveling it down my throat. Wait this sounds sexual…
Sweet baby jesus! Ohmygod! This is not fair. He’s not fair. I bookmarked this so hard.
Hats off to you brew crew. Beautiful.
“So when are we going home?” Ohmygod. I lost it!!! So great to see beautiful stories like this!
I’d like to buy this dad a beer! Hilarious!!!
Haha! Yep! Thanks to the Olympics right now everyone I meet has an easier time pronouncing my name. I actually had no idea I’ve been telling people to pronounce it like a Russian city. Mexican name, Russian city…Haha. Xochitl. Sochi.
I don’t even care he killed that old lady judge! Ugh love me Fitz!
Might break up with the boyfriend if #4 ever happened. My cat will always cuddle with me first.
Winer missed southern California this year…
#5 insults me to my very core! Ohmygod! Chocolate frosting is never going to be an acceptable replacement for actual mexican chocolate for mole!!! Ohmygod! Just no. No. No. No. No.
Why am I crying so hard?!?
#12!!! Need it! Now!
So true! All of it. I love my stinky jackass!