You would think that she would WEAR UNDERWEAR to her big premiere of the year — what is this, 2007 all over again?
Just look at that ba-donk-a-donk.
And she shows the side of her butt inside the pages. It’s like sideboob, but with her behind. Sidebutt!
This was right before her performance on Dancing With The Stars yesterday, so she must have been carbo-loading?
Are vampires even allowed to be in the water?
This is Taylor at the I Heart Radio Festival this past weekend. Somebody get that thing some water!
She looks drastically different, but still good!
So, this is what Barbie’s proportions look like drawn out on an actual human being. Kind of scary, isn’t it?
Now that’s how to age gracefully.
I never knew that Missouri and Georgia were so similarly-shaped!
Typography + boobs = alphaboobs. By Illustrator Anthony Peters.
It looks so true to life!
Gotta catch ‘em all …with my mouth. YUM!
Otherwise known as “Hello Shitty”.
I’d wear it every day if I could.
100% accurate, in my opinion.
In honor of Sacha Baron Cohen’s The Dictator, of course!