1. The Stifler
TRANSLATION: A sympathetic perfectionist.
2. The Twee-Sneeze
TRANSLATION: A dreamer prone to feeling insecure and restless.
3. The Sneezegasm
TRANSLATION: Adventurous, inclined to take up fads.
4. The Squeaker Sneeze (Lady Version)
TRANSLATION: Egocentric, yet more sensitive than the exterior suggests.
5. The Squeaker Sneeze (Dude Version)
TRANLSATION: Vain, gossipy, wasteful with money.
6. The Tommy Gun
TRANSLATION: Pragmatic, stubborn, single-minded, and quick-tempered.
7. The Snotsplosion
TRANSLATION: Jack of all trades, master of none.
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