1. Slo-Mo Sneezes (Kinda Gross)

2. This Is What A Sneeze Looks Like

   

3. And Here's An Early Sneeze Caught On Film

   

   ...by none other than Thomas Edison.

Turns out that this can be kind of a contentious issue!

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1. Question Stolen From Cyn-C

1. Curing a Sinus Headache With Electric Eels

   

   The ancient Greeks believed that an aching head could be cured with a shock from an electric eel. Greek Theater=1, Greek Medicine=0.

2. 2. Cure A Fever With The Ol' Onion Foot

   

   In Canada and the US, some believe that placing onions on a child's feet will draw a fever out of the body.

3. 3. Curing Cold Sores With Ear Wax

   

   Some North Americans believe that cold sores can be cured by applying your own ear wax to them. Don't limit your rep to the herpes kid, you can now be gross ear wax mouth guy too!

4. 4. Cure a Cough By Greasing Up Your Feet

   

   Another bizarre North American folk cure for a cough involves greasing up your feet in Vick's Vapo Rub then throwing on a pair of thick socks. Of course, Vicks does not endorse this method.

5. 5. Cure Malaria and Arachnophobia In One Go

   

   In the UK, tablets of compressed spider's webs were used to cure Malaria. In some cases, patients were told to eat the actual spider while it was alive!

1. Jennifer Garner

   

2. Jessica Alba

3. Britney Spears

4. Miley Cyrus Sneeze, Looped

5. Woody Allen

   

6. Lily Allen

   

7. Lisa Kudrow

   

8. Sharon Stone

   

9. Another Britney Sneeze

   

10. And Another

    

    Having allergies is a good excuse to not wear a bra.

11. Barack Obama

12. Victoria Beckham

    She obviously thinks sneezing is not a natural bodily function.

13. Jennifer Lopez

    Allergic to Swedes.

1. Facebook Status FAIL

   

   Kyle bought a one-way ticket to internet stardom with this slick move and, as it turns out, a one-way ticket to the unemployment office.

2. 2. Conducting An Orchestra FAIL

   

   Public school teacher, Dorrit Matson, claimed to suffer from Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Which is all well and good if when you call in sick you don't go, ya know, conduct an orchestra and stuff....

3. 3. iPhone FAIL

   

   A Swiss woman who claimed she was too sick to be in front of a bright computer screen was caught chatting on Facebook that same day. After being fired, she later said she only logged on via her (dimly lit?) iPhone.

4. 4. Wrestling FAIL

   

   High school teacher, Matthew Kaye, used his sick days to moonlight as an amateur wrestler known as "Striker." When the school found out, he was indeed sacked but did score a piece in the New York Times (accompanied by maybe the most homo-erotic wrestling pic of all time).

5. 5. Facebook Photo FAIL

   

   Kevin, an intern on Wall Street, made the mistake of posting incriminating pics from a costume party the day he was supposed to need the day off. His boss attached the photo in an email stating "nice wand." Ouch.

1. The Stifler

   TRANSLATION: A sympathetic perfectionist.

2. 2. The Twee-Sneeze

   TRANSLATION: A dreamer prone to feeling insecure and restless.

3. 3. The Sneezegasm

   TRANSLATION: Adventurous, inclined to take up fads.

4. 4. The Squeaker Sneeze (Lady Version)

   TRANSLATION: Egocentric, yet more sensitive than the exterior suggests.

5. 5. The Squeaker Sneeze (Dude Version)

   TRANLSATION: Vain, gossipy, wasteful with money.

6. 6. The Tommy Gun

   TRANSLATION: Pragmatic, stubborn, single-minded, and quick-tempered.

7. 7. The Snotsplosion

   TRANSLATION: Jack of all trades, master of none.

1. Baby Elephant Sneeze

2. 2. Baby Panda Sneeze

3. 3. Baby Kangaroo Sneeze

4. 4. Meerkat Sneeze

5. 5. Dove Sneeze

6. 6. Iguana Sneeze (actually not so cute)

7. 7. Kitten Sneeze

8. 8. Puppy Sneeze

9. 9. Bunny Sneeze

10. 10. Alligator Sneeze

Turns out that kissing is a biological imperative: Science shows it helps boost our immunities to certain diseases.

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1. Why Do Humans Kiss? For Healthy Reasons, Mostly
2. Affairs of the Lips: Why We Kiss
3. Kissing Was Developed ‘To Spread Germs’