Canadian Man Has Sex With Cabbage Patch Dolls

Ottawa resident Richard Osborn is currently on trial for making and possessing pornography, as well as voyeurism. Among the videos seized at his arrest were several depicting him, um, penetrating a Cabbage Patch doll, which had been altered to provide easily accessible…orifices…I don’t think I can continue. This man just ejaculated all over my childhood.

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