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  • 10 Really Hot Asian Guys

    Because lists of Asian girls with White guys aren't cool and hot Asian girls shouldn't get all the love, here's a list of 10 really hot Asian guys. Add your own!

  • Justin Timberlake's Going to the Ball!

    Not to be outdone by Mila, Justin Timberlake agreed to go to the Marine Ball. Of course, if he'd said "no" he'd look like a hypocrite and worse, a douchebag.

  • Clarence Clemons is Dead

    Bruce Springsteen has issued a statement regarding Clarence Clemons death. I named my dog Clarence after Clemons and will miss them both.

  • Perhaps He is a "little" Cross-eyed

    My 8 year old nephew took this picture of my sister's new cat for a birthday present. Then he framed it and when he showed it to me, I'm sorry, but I couldn't stop laughing.

  • Obama Seal Team 6 Action Figure

    For the low cost of $34.95 this stunning Obama action figure can by yours. I'm not sure if it should be called The Obamanator or Rambama, either way the Punisher shirt is a nice touch.

  • Giant Ants Once Roamed Wyoming

    Okay, they're not exactly the size of the ants in the 1954 classic movie "Them", but a nest of two inch ants would still be pretty creepy.

  • What Would The Risen Jesus Drive?

    So, now that Easter is over maybe we should ponder the question "What would Jesus Drive"? After all, he may be risen someplace near you and you'd want to be able to spot him quickly.

  • Would You Drink Your Own Urine and Defecate On a Pillow to Combate H1N1?

    If you're staying in an hotel room and a doctor calls to tell you the previous occupant had H1N1 so you should drink your own bodily waste so that you don't contract it, would you? Well, this veteran did and he's too embarrassed to press charges on the creeps who fooled him.

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    Smokey B commented on Sources: Cash-Strapped FreedomWorks In State Of Financial Disarray

    Damn, did I just read a reply from the cult of Scientology? They seem to have the same spokespeople. Talk about spin.

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    Smokey B commented on Is Scientology Self-Destructing?

    This is why. Has it occurred to you that the money is in a slush fund for DM?

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    Smokey B commented on Is Scientology Self-Destructing?

    Great timing! After the Atlantic advertorial fiasco yesterday where the "dear leader" of the cult and all the new buildings supposedly demonstrate how the cult is growing and legitimate, here you show how it's all part of the con. Scientology is always worse than you think.

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    Smokey B commented on 5 Weirdest Questions On Scientology's Sea Org Application

    44. Have you committed any felonies for which you weren’t caught? For example, grand theft auto, arson or some other such severe act? Yeah, I want to tell the scary cult about anything bad I've EVER done because there's NO way that could come back to bite my ass when… 

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    Smokey B commented on 18 Terrible Things To Get While Trick-Or-Treating

    Either Whole Foods or Trader Joe's is advertising on the radio that they have a new "fantastic" mini tomato in that would be an "amazing" treat that any child would be "thrilled" to get. Anybody who passes out vegetables on Halloween deserves the tomato bombs to their cars and… 

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