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1. Shine his polarized sunglasses.
2. Wash his value pack of Hanes Men's Cushion Crew socks.
3. Remind him how good he is at fixing the garage door (which breaks every other week).
4. Buy him mulch to lay down in the front yard.
5. Buy him gravel to lay down in the side yard.
6. Move the christmas decorations to the crawlspace before christmas is even over.
7. Re-lace his New Balances and insert Dr Scholls' insoles to ensure maximum arch support.
8. Ask him about his lower back and/or knee issues.
9. Search the numerous pockets of his cargo shorts for his missing keys.
10. Make him a cup of coffee in a mug emblazoned with your alma mater.
11. Velcro his sun visor for him while he fishes/golfs/hikes.
12. Burn every map within a 15 mile radius.
13. Help him lower his cholesterol.
14. Go to Home Depot and help him pick out 2x4s.
15. Agree to leave any sports event 10 minutes before the game ends to avoid parking lot traffic.
16. Laugh at his jokes about your mom's boobs.
17. Listen to him complain about Time Warner Cable's service.
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