1. David Dunn - Unbreakable
Two facts make this M. Night Shyamalan character an awesome security guard: 1) he’s played by Bruce Willis which is always rad and 2) he has superpowers. ‘Nuff said.
2. Hank Tate - The Office
Hank Tate is one bad mother-shut your mouth! Not only does he watch over the Scranton Business Park daily, he’s also a talented musician with a very intimidating guitar face.
3. Gamorrean Guards - Star Wars
The Gamorrean guards might take the cake for the ugliest guards on our list but with their large stature, intimidating looks and oversized axes, they are undeniably effective as guards.
4. John and Matt - Observe and Report
These inseparable twins might have been the only silver lining in an otherwise completely soul-sucking movie.
5. Unnamed Security Guard - The Hulk
Lou Ferrigno, the original Hulk, made a small appearance in the 2003 Hulk film as a delightful wink and a smile to the audience. Charming!
6. Earl Montgomery and Hank Rafferty - National Security
Mustaches. That’s all.
7. Miramax Security Guard Gordon - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Calling Shannen Doherty “Brenda” to her face despite her reputation as a volatile woman is pretty swaggy if you ask us. Congrats Gordon!
8. The Riddle Guards - Labyrinth
These silly-looking guards were no joke, asking Sarah the riddle of certain death. People are still debating the solution to the riddle is still debated by many online..or well, on Yahoo! Answers at least.
9. Ralph T. Guard - Animaniacs
Ralph T. Guard was no match against Pinky and The Brain and their attempts to do what they did every night, try to take over the world. He still gets points for trying, though.
10. George - Smallville
Before he became Tess’s bodyguard, George was one darn effective security guard at the Luthor family mansion. And he managed to look incredibly suave while doing it!
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