Lots of thick necks and forearms.

That is exactly what I'm saying. Kids these days are too coddled by their parents, teachers, society. They should learn to fight back, go run around outside and eat some bugs like normal, healthy kids.

#22 … Japan, this is what happens when you kill off Godzilla and he's no longer able to police the wildlife population.

I'm in love.

Should have pulled a fat grub out of the ball and eaten it before hand. Or drank his own piss in celebration. Either works for me.

So what you're saying is… you're friends with the author of the post. Got it. Thanks for the clarification.

Why is this worthy of being featured on the homepage of Buzzfeed? Frankly, it shouldn't even warrant a post. (Unless of course it's an advertorial piece, in which case you should label it accordingly like the other sponsored posts.) In related news, my dog just ate a dog biscuit. Thrilling, I know.

Except it will make money.

Having never read the book, I feel like the excerpts are implying that she's Filipino, or at the very least, just really really tan.

Stop complaining people… I'd much rather see these types of posts on Buzzfeed instead of all the election nonsense. The internet loves boobs.

But what about Jew gold?

Whoa, whoa, whoa… since when can women join the Marines? I suppose they're allowed to vote these days as well? Yeah right.