“If it Like A Salt Shaker. Looks like the idiots are more tired I think I have to the move: rigor mortis.” haha sounds about right…

“YOU DID THE SYSTEM UPDATE AND DESIGNER DRUGS? FUCK”  hah, nice one internet.

Eh! Oh my Godric… I just found this big storm. Benjamin fuckin Franklin style. Commuting sucks. Bahaha, obsessed with this thing.

This is so awesome and addictive.

“I haven’t heard of a muscular Cory Monteith from Glee I hear that THEY lost.” I sure hope they didn’t lose the muscular Cory Monteith…. where would we be without him?

“Not getting sick. Getting ready to mcdonalds.”

“I put Old Bay in the world, but when you lasagna at all today? It’s Taylor Momsen.” Makes sense to me.

“Stewie and delicious! Thank you today ♥ Help build the badly tangle-haired kid in a tour of annoying?” Uh, what?

I want to get past Sandman. Best line @ Gamestop. Redbull minicooper shows up with a lakers game? hahaha

this was mine: I was hoping to kill for lunch.

“Man lives If this out New Zealand douchebags] What’s that are getting any better than 16,500 missing!” The fuck is this?

And then everyone starts posting screen shots of how they entered “kanyewest” and “charliesheen” into this generator…