Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Saves Woman From Raving Racist, Gives Best Interview Ever

This will be the best NSFW interview and anecdote you’ll hear all day.

Warning: this interview is as amazing as it is NSFW.

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At a Fresno gas station, a 54-year-old man yelled that he was Jesus Christ before ramming his truck into a PG&E worker, pinning him against a utility truck. When a nearby woman came to the victim’s aide, the driver smothered her in a bear hug while screaming about some racist, Jesusy agenda to rid the world of black people.

That’s when a hitchhiker – identified simply as Kai – sprang in with a hatchet.

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The raving assailant has been identified as Jett Simmons McBride of Tacoma, WA. The PG&E worker was hospitalized with two broken legs, but is in good spirits and hopes McBride “gets the help he needs.”

Fans of Kai have already created many Facebook fan pages, and Youtube is already seeing the inevitable first stabs at a remix.

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5. This autotune sounds like someone melted Sublime in the microwave:

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6. On Facebook, Kai took umbrage to the press calling him homeless:

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7. As of last night, Kai was still sleeping outdoors.

(Via his correspondence with the KaiOfDogtown fan group.)

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In messages to his other Facebook fan pages, he disclaims any desire to capitalize on his interview and urges his admirers to donate money to Haiti “to pay back debts to France.”

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Amen, traveller.

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