BuzzFeed - Mark http://buzzfeed.com/slobizman BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 09:38:08 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) How Ad Copywriters Get Fired http://www.buzzfeed.com/slobizman/this-is-how-advertising-copywriters-get-fired-6g1 What they meant to say was, “Puncture wrapper before microwaving.” Should have used a translator, not a translation dictionary.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/slobizman/this-is-how-advertising-copywriters-get-fired-6g1 Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:58:51 -0400 What they meant to say was, “Puncture wrapper before microwaving.” Should have used a translator, not a translation dictionary. slobizman nonadult Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi Describes With His Hands, Sex With Underage Girls http://www.buzzfeed.com/slobizman/prime-minister-silvio-berlusconi-describes-with-hi-6g1

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi beginning a press conference in which he promised to resign if caught lying about allegations of an improper relationship with a teenager. They say Italians talk with their hands, but this is a bit too illustrative.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/slobizman/prime-minister-silvio-berlusconi-describes-with-hi-6g1 Sat, 30 May 2009 18:45:06 -0400 Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi beginning a press conference in which he promised to resign if caught lying about allegations of an improper relationship with a teenager. They say Italians talk with their hands, but this is a bit too illustrative. slobizman adult The Bill O'Reilly Sex Tape Video http://www.buzzfeed.com/slobizman/the-bill-oreilly-sex-tape-video-6g1

You’ve probably heard the audio version of Bill O’Reilly’s sex tapes – the ones he recorded for the audiobook version of his novel “Those Who Trespass. But here is exclusive video that shows exactly what went on during the recording session. You’ll see things you never thought you’d see. Unimaginable things. Things you’ll hope never to see again.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/slobizman/the-bill-oreilly-sex-tape-video-6g1 Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:30:03 -0400 You’ve probably heard the audio version of Bill O’Reilly’s sex tapes – the ones he recorded for the audiobook version of his novel “Those Who Trespass. But here is exclusive video that shows exactly what went on during the recording session. You’ll see things you never thought you’d see. Unimaginable things. Things you’ll hope never to see again. slobizman adult Swedish Scientists Prove Obama Should Not Be Compared to a Chimp http://www.buzzfeed.com/slobizman/swedish-scientists-prove-obama-should-not-be-compa-6g1

Last month, the New York Post and one of its cartoonists caught holy hell. All because Al Sharpton and his racemongering posse decided the paper’s infamous “chimpanzee” cartoon intentionally compared Obama to a chimp. Now Swedish animal behaviorists have conducted a study that proves our President is absolutely nothing like a chimpanzee.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/slobizman/swedish-scientists-prove-obama-should-not-be-compa-6g1 Tue, 10 Mar 2009 23:13:01 -0400 Last month, the New York Post and one of its cartoonists caught holy hell. All because Al Sharpton and his racemongering posse decided the paper’s infamous “chimpanzee” cartoon intentionally compared Obama to a chimp. Now Swedish animal behaviorists have conducted a study that proves our President is absolutely nothing like a chimpanzee. slobizman adult Hear Britney Spears Lipsyncing With Music Track Removed. Cover Your Ears!! http://www.buzzfeed.com/slobizman/hear-britney-spears-lipsyncing-with-music-track-re-6g1

Listen to Britney Spears lipsyncing, with the music track removed from the audio. Incredibly horrid!

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/slobizman/hear-britney-spears-lipsyncing-with-music-track-re-6g1 Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:40:17 -0500 Listen to Britney Spears lipsyncing, with the music track removed from the audio. Incredibly horrid! slobizman adult Funny Juxtaposition of "Muslim Matrimonials" Ad and Buffalo Beheading Article http://www.buzzfeed.com/slobizman/funny-juxtaposition-of-muslim-matrimonials-ad-an-6g1 This is a hilarious, real screen capture showing the juxtaposition of an auto-generated ad for “Muslim Matrimonials” next to an article about Muzzammil Hassan, who beheaded his wife in Buffalo, NY (both muslims). Very sad tale, but the irony of the justaposition is hilarious. And what makes it a double irony is that the story itself is ironic: Hassan had started Bridge TV, a network whose goal was to improve the image of Muslim-Americans in the U.S. No, nothing racist here. Change the religions and it's still funny. Article on al this .

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/slobizman/funny-juxtaposition-of-muslim-matrimonials-ad-an-6g1 Mon, 23 Feb 2009 09:43:14 -0500 This is a hilarious, real screen capture showing the juxtaposition of an auto-generated ad for "Muslim Matrimonials" next to an article about Muzzammil Hassan, who beheaded his wife in Buffalo, NY (both muslims). Very sad tale, but the irony of the justaposition is hilarious. And what makes it a double irony is that the story itself is ironic: Hassan had started Bridge TV, a network whose goal was to improve the image of Muslim-Americans in the U.S. No, nothing racist here. Change the religions and it&#39;s still funny. <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.ihatethemedia.com/buffalo-beheading-muslim-matrimony-juxtaposition">Article on al this</a>. slobizman adult That Obama&rsquo;s One Bad Muthah%$#*&amp; http://www.buzzfeed.com/slobizman/that-obamas-one-bad-muthah-6g1

it’s funnier than #*$%& to hear Obama cursing. Have a listen. But be warned. Clips are Malcolm X-rated.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/slobizman/that-obamas-one-bad-muthah-6g1 Sat, 07 Feb 2009 14:12:29 -0500 it&rsquo;s funnier than #*$%&amp; to hear Obama cursing. Have a listen. But be warned. Clips are Malcolm X-rated. slobizman adult Obama Enhances His Resume &amp; Appoints Himself Salary Czar http://www.buzzfeed.com/slobizman/obama-enhances-his-resume-appoints-himself-s-6g1

Barack Obama, not content with merely being president, has enhanced his resume with the additional title of “Salary Czar.” His new duties include telling corporate executives how much money they can make.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/slobizman/obama-enhances-his-resume-appoints-himself-s-6g1 Fri, 06 Feb 2009 08:43:33 -0500 Barack Obama, not content with merely being president, has enhanced his resume with the additional title of &ldquo;Salary Czar.&rdquo; His new duties include telling corporate executives how much money they can make. slobizman adult Gays Ga-Ga Over Andrea Mitchell. No, Seriously. http://www.buzzfeed.com/slobizman/gays-ga-ga-over-andrea-mitchell-no-seriously-6g1

Believe it or not, veteran NBC News reporter Andrea Mitchell is an icon within the gay community. (We’ll pause here for a moment to let you reflect upon that last sentence.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/slobizman/gays-ga-ga-over-andrea-mitchell-no-seriously-6g1 Fri, 06 Feb 2009 01:10:55 -0500 Believe it or not, veteran NBC News reporter Andrea Mitchell is an icon within the gay community. (We&rsquo;ll pause here for a moment to let you reflect upon that last sentence. slobizman adult