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<title>How Ad Copywriters Get Fired</title>
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		What they meant to say was, &ldquo;Puncture wrapper before microwaving.&rdquo; Should have used a translator, not a translation dictionary.
		
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<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:58:51 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi Describes With His Hands, Sex With Underage Girls</title>
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		Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi beginning a press conference in which he promised to resign if caught lying about allegations of an improper relationship with a teenager. They say Italians talk with their hands, but this is a bit too illustrative.
		
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<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 18:45:06 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>The Bill O&#x26;#39;Reilly Sex Tape Video</title>
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		You&rsquo;ve probably heard the audio version of Bill O&rsquo;Reilly&rsquo;s sex tapes &ndash; the ones he recorded for the audiobook version of his novel &ldquo;Those Who Trespass. But here is exclusive video that shows exactly what went on during the recording session. You&rsquo;ll see things you never thought you&rsquo;d see. Unimaginable things. Things you&rsquo;ll hope never to see again.
		
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<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:30:03 -0400</pubDate>
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		Last month, the New York Post and one of its cartoonists caught holy hell. All because Al Sharpton and his racemongering posse decided the paper&rsquo;s infamous &ldquo;chimpanzee&rdquo; cartoon intentionally compared Obama to a chimp.

Now Swedish animal behaviorists have conducted a study that proves our President is absolutely nothing like a chimpanzee.
		
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<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 23:13:01 -0400</pubDate>
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		Listen to Britney Spears lipsyncing, with the music track removed from the audio. Incredibly horrid!
		
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<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:40:17 -0500</pubDate>
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		This is a hilarious, real screen capture showing the juxtaposition of an auto-generated ad for &#8220;Muslim Matrimonials&#8221; next to an article about Muzzammil Hassan, who beheaded his wife in Buffalo, NY (both muslims). Very sad tale, but the irony of the justaposition is hilarious. And what makes it a double irony is that the story itself is ironic: Hassan had started Bridge TV, a network whose goal was to improve the image of Muslim-Americans in the U.S. No, nothing racist here. Change the religions and it&#39;s still funny. Article on al this .
		
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<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 09:43:14 -0500</pubDate>
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		it&rsquo;s funnier than #*$%&amp; to hear Obama cursing. Have a listen. But be warned. Clips are Malcolm X-rated.
		
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<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 14:12:29 -0500</pubDate>
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		Barack Obama, not content with merely being president, has enhanced his resume with the additional title of &ldquo;Salary Czar.&rdquo; His new duties include telling corporate executives how much money they can make.
		
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<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 08:43:33 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Gays Ga-Ga Over Andrea Mitchell. No, Seriously.</title>
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		Believe it or not, veteran NBC News reporter Andrea Mitchell is an icon within the gay community. (We&rsquo;ll pause here for a moment to let you reflect upon that last sentence.
		
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