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    Call This IT Guy A Hacker And You'll Regret It

    "I'm part of a team here the same way Einstein was part of a team when he got a tick stuck to his balls." The narrator of the short film "I'm Not a Hacker" is a part-time IT technician with the ego of a supervillain.