I wish I tried harder in HS so I could have got into one of the ivies.
was an ok safety school
What exactly was the point of this? To make your readers insecure? Read closely and you’ll find some of these accomplishments are admirable, but most are neglible;
As an example: “Girls” is a terrible show, don’t care what anybody says
read “The Secret Universe of Names”; we were astonished about how accurate the descriptions were of us
I love being a vegetarian!
Said no Venus Flytrap, ever…
so… NOTHING about centipedes??? vicious assassins of the night;
especially if you’re in the country. Not to mention the “b-52s”…