How does this guy not feel like the most ridiculous person alive when he explains to the police that he makes a habit of going to target and making fart noises as a joke, so that makes it ok? Grow the fuck up already.

Hipster hate=someone once mentioned a band you'd never heard of and you took it REALLY personally.

I know I'm very late responding here, but my, what confidence in your own reading comprehension you have. I'll give you a hint: I wasn't implying that an average American would be too smart to misspell it. Now why else would I assume that an American wouldn't spell it “centre”? Hmmmm……

Surely you're joking about Tim Burton, right? Ed Wood was a long time ago, and since he's become a glorified production designer whose “directing” consists of slathering his tired, cliche aesthetic all over the most dull, formulaic blockbuster fare he can find.

“Call centres” = not made by an American. Ok, fine, maybe an American who can't spell.

Watch out, BuzzFeed. You can't pull the wool over THIS guy's eyes. If only we could all be so enlightened.

Ha! She really called Zooey Deschanel on…not being aware of cds? Such scathing, incisive humor. Look, just because a chick is attractive and thinks she is funny does not make her funny. Remember guys, attractive chicks are just people too, and subject to all the same failure.

WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN :(

She misspoke. It's really not necessary to stretch this far to make a joke at her expense, she says plenty of actual stupid things already. Making a big deal out of this is a total tea party move.

When hiring teachers, I wish school administrators would think to themselves, “Sure, he has the necessary credentials, but is he also an infantile jackass with raging ego issues?”