The most amazing one is the guy who knows Green Arrow is dating Black Canary. You know that much but you don't know the difference between Green Arrow and Hawkeye?

The Legion of Super Kittens meet Turtliac!

I imagine this being typed by his manservant as Hugh sits in an enormous leather wing chair puffing on his pipe and rubbing his monocle on the lapel of his smoking jacket. Hugh, much like Bruce Wayne, watched his parents murdered in front of him but when he asked for a sign instead of a bat flying though his window, it was a dildo. He isn't the hero Twitter wants, he's the phony dick Twitter needs. A Dick Knight.

And the thing about Toothy is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'… 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white.

Isn't A.O. Scott the guy who defended Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill? Hey, A. O. Scott! F. U. Buddy!

I always assumed she was his life mate that he left behind in that flashback from The Man Who Fell to Earth. She got tired of waiting on that water.

If you don't study, you'll be bought up by our clients like that one scene towards the end of Taken only your dad doesn't have the particular skills to save you?

This is pure 'bating bait.

It was just okay until it hit the middle 8. The middle 8 owns.

Tasteless bikini? Yes but if it was in a comic book, it would one of the more tasteful super heroine costumes.