The 25 Worst "Kitchen Nightmare" Dishes

With Chef Ramsay’s commentary, of course. Warning: do not click and eat.

1. “Salmon DiVino salad” from “Anna Vincenzo’s”

Via http://www.netflix.com

Even Chef Ramsey couldn’t fix this cold, weird mess.

2. Jasmine rice from “Bazzini”

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A word of wisdom to aspiring chefs: “rice boob” is never the look.

3. “Carvery platter” from “The Priory”

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Like a Thanksgiving meal from hell.

4. Naan from “The Curry Lounge”

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Didn’t you know? Many authentic Indian restaurants serve their naan on coat hangers.

5. Carrot gratin from “Piccolo Teatro”

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Sometimes things are so bad that you’re at a loss for words.

6. Chicken curry from “The Fish & Anchor”

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Not the wisest food/plate combination.

7. Mushroom risotto from “The Olde Stone Mill”

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“Hot and disgusting”: a phrase that should only be used to describe the weather.

8. “Vegetarian” appetizer sampler from “Dillon’s”

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The worst part? That “dehydrated turd” wasn’t even vegetarian. It was lamb.

9. Roquefort stuffed filet of beef with “shoestring potatoes” from “The Secret Garden”

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Greasy beef stuffed with greasy cheese covered in greasy “deep fat fried hair.” No thanks.

10. “Salsiccia Lugano” (Italian sausage baked in white wine) from “Lanterna”

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*screech*

11. Deep fried Camembert from “Moore Place”

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Did someone just sneeze into the frying pan and add a garnish?

12. Beef burrito from “Fiesta Sunrise”

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Does the word “diaper” refer to what the burrito looks like? Or what you’ll need after you eat one?

13. Duck cakes with chili jam from “The Glass House”

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Not sure if this is better or worse than the “poodle penis.”

14. Chowder from the “Hot Potato Café”

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Sometimes you want food to be “sticky”: sticky rice, sticky pudding, sticky peanut butter. But with chowder? Never.

15. Potato skins from “Giuseppe’s”

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I’m starting to feel very lactose intolerant.

16. Filet mignon fondue from “Handlebar”

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And now I’m feeling ill, sick, and nauseous.

17. Lobster ravioli from “Peter’s”

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I can tolerate baby food OR gunk, but baby food *inside* gunk? Too much.

18. New York strip steak from “Sebastian’s”

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I don’t think my dog would eat that.

19. Monte Cristo from “Casa Roma”

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See what’s coming out of his hands? This sandwich is LITERALLY dripping with fat.

20. Mushroom and duck egg on toast from “Rococo”

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I know I should be concerned about the word “flannel” to describe the mushrooms, but what’s really bothering me is why it’s so wet.

21. Gravlax from “Fleming”

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Gravlax is salt-cured salmon — sort of the Scandinavian version of ceviche. It should definitely not taste like “fly paper.”

22. Steak kebab from “La Parra de Burriana”

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And in terms of flavors, it was even worse.

23. Crema Catalana, also from “La Parra de Burriana”

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Actually, a hockey puck would probably taste better.

24. Shark steak from “The Granary”

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I’ve never had shark, but something tells me that it doesn’t go well with cheese.

25. “Sushi pizza” from “Sushi Ko”

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Another thing that should never go with cheese: sushi.

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