1. 8-Bit Hogwarts Crest
Link was probably familiar with this crest, what with his wandering around Hyrule in the presence of many the magical entity.
2. Now with slogan!
They did deep branding for Hogwarts, obviously. I believe it was a advertisium explorus charm that led them to this phrasing.
3. The Good Guys
The Quidditch team of the everyman, that every man, woman, child, muggle and wizard is rooting for.
4. The Bad Guys…except Snape.
Sometimes you root for the bad boys.
6. The Bumblers
They’re like the Cleveland Browns of the Wizarding World.