21 Things That Will Get You Pumped Up To See "The Dark Knight Rises"

The Dark Knight Rises hits theaters soon. Here are some things to get you pumped for the premiere.

1. Imagining this is your man cave

Because you need somewhere to store millions of dollars worth of crime-fighting equipment that, for some reason, no one puts together that only you could afford.

2. Picturing yourself behind the wheel of this little number

Because there's no cred like original cred.

3. Or this little number

Because you have to keep up with modern technology.

4. Or this little number

Because this is the one you remember from your childhood.

5. But not this little number

Because Clooney tainted this one.

6. Wrestling this classy cat

You know why

7. Or this one...

You still know why

8. But not this one

Because...alright, that one, too

9. Being waited on by this guy

Alfred knows how to mix up a cocktail and sew up a wound and crack a joke all at the same time. Like a sir and a boss!

10. Having this guy run your enterprise

He's a man that's been known to procure certain items from time to time.

11. Fighting crime with this guy

He's Sirius about law enforcement

12. An undying bromance with this guy

Apparently being a billionaire playboy gets lonely.

13. Burning rubber in this thing

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Harleys, it would appear, can suck it.

14. Splitting the sky like a sheet in this thing

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You don't need oversized seating and little bottles of Scotch to fly first class.

15. Shredding waves in this thing

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This would truly be the Deadliest Catch

16. Rocking this utility belt

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You can never find a grappling hook when you need one.

17. or this cowl

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anonymity is like a warm blanket

18. Or this shirt

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Because you're one of the 99% that thinks Dark Knight Rises is going to rock!

19. Or this shirt

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Because they're your new favorite football team!

20. Or this shirt

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Because real die-hard fans know why Bane is such a big deal.

21. And this isn't why...

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Yeah...As a species, I think we all have to come together and agree that this never should have happened.